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What he said: 💯 🎯

If you haven't watched ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER, maybe you should. It's an action picture with a high IQ.

Since this post, nearly 300 of you donated about $11k and I just wanted to thank you from the bottom of my heart. The union shared photos with me today of food being distributed. Remaining money will be evenly distributed among the 160 union members in the form of gift cards. Thank you. ❤️

The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow

wtf is a FIFA peace prize? that's like being an NFL laureate in physics

has anyone else noticed that food tasted better in the past? it was mushy and easy to eat. and the spoon would come at you like an airplane

Every new word in this sentence is worse than the last

I received an "F" on my dental school paper for writing "the tooth fairy takes 'em while you sleep" and now I'm suing the school for religious discrimination

no i'm not doing the heart hands thing i'm miming that i need you to bring me a burger

A man seated on a pink stroller, outdoors on a sunny day. Other people are visible in the background.

brian was starting to think that maybe his mom wasn’t coming back

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"Imagine you stole all of the intellectual property in the world. And you're using it to help people write middling emails and make revenge porn about women, and also children. And you're powering this plagiarism and non-consensual porn machine by eating up what's left of humanity's carbon budget."

[making small talk with the sex robot afterward] can you juggle

does anyone else notice the giant lady doesnt cut up your hot dogs anymore!?

Boy do I love sex. Really love putting my penis into some *looks at smudged writing on hand* verguba

Pluto the dog stands upright walking around at Disneyland but then on TV he walks like a regular dog. And I’m sorry to say this, but … that’s two different guys. It’s just not even the same guy

Pete Hegseth should not be Secretary of Anything. He should be the villain on a One Tree Hill reboot

hello 911, i have to poop and my baby is asleep on me

When I was ready to give up, the wind softly whispered Macho Man Randy Savage's name and I remembered why life is worth living

If sexuality was a choice, then explain heterosexual women

A tiny little house with two windows on a busy street corner with the word PSYCHIC in large letters on the side and HUT on the front above the door. There is also a phone number: 832-944-2623.

this is where I post from if you even care

this is pretty crazy but you know what is actually a great stocking stuffer? a foot. it's literally the exact same shape as the stocking, it's wild

He had salt and pepper hair. And oregano eyebrows. His lips were basil leaves. His entire head was a jar of Italian seasoning

I leave my bed unmade; I like to see the exact moment I gave up bliss for responsibility.

kind of wild that speaking out loud the subtext of “a wealthy man’s money is equal to votes” is normalized to the extent that a popular democrat can say it without batting an eye

piss-baby president shits his name all over yet another building the little horror gets a fake peace prize, too

here's today's post: "piss-baby president shits his name all over yet another building" — the little horror gets a fake peace prize, too.
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Biden: So, folks, that's my message to all of us today, to all who love our country, to all of us are dismayed by the present state of the union: it's time to get up, get up and fight back. Get up. Continue to fight. What's the fight all about? Protecting the constitution.

Since becoming a parent I have not, in fact, understood the parents who say “if you were a parent you’d understand” about vaccine hesitancy. Being in charge of this fragile little miracle has me saying things like “give her all the vaccines. Turn this baby into a pincushion” to doctors

Love Discord being like "bro you didnt complete any quests this year" yeah man I dont know what those are and I'm working really hard not to have to learn

Please tell me this is for real, and if there was a response from the moron in chief for finally being called on his rudeness.