Danforth

You gotta have someone in your life that loves that you love things and can also give you a little bit of business so that you don't get too weird about it.

"Alexa, play the Paul Walker Until I See You Again song from the one Fast and Furious movie"

I've seen Interstellar, that's not how it works smdh

TFW they should just stick to sports

TFW it's movie night and Ed Norton starts making a friend in the laundry room

TFW "they're a good kid, it'd be a shame to ruin his future over a minor mistake"

TFW the starting quarterback is an "athlete"

TFW it's movie night and the Titans actually start coming together as a team

TFW when it's taking longer for the puppy to hit with your car to die than you thought it would

Pillow fight!!!

TFW you realize that universal breakfasts in public schools mean that the black kids get breakfast too.

I don't want to brag, but I figured out the Taylor Swift thing. I know what the album is about.

"Last year there were ten murders in the NYC subway system, with well over a billion total rides taken. During the same time period, there were 253 traffic fatalities in New York City. One person dead every day and a half. Cars? Those things are fucking dangerous."

Holyfuckingshitballs.

But, as I've been screaming at our corporate Democrats as they But-My-Norms their way into culpability of the destruction of our democracy, if this guy's as big a threat as you say he is, why wouldn't you blast his ass into space for the obscene things that he's done?

Lol why

Shades of Rahm Emanuel or James Carville talking about a Mamdani or AOC supporter vs talking about your standard issue Trump mouthbreather

Crime is rampant with all these random muggings smdh

Honestly, he reminds me of Jack Whatshisbutt (Jacob "The Wohl of Wall Street" Wohl's weirdo lawbuddy)

I'm tired of people talking about elastics in the jeans like it's a bad thing and not a thing that turns them into Workplace Appropriate Sweatpants

The neighborhood ballpark is absolutely stunting underneath the Stifft's Station dusklight

Tired: Use curriculum from notable segregationist Bob Jones to homeschool your children

Wired: destroy nature so that you never have to look in a book or take a walk with a park ranger

This is what it's like when worlds collide, etc

Going full ass Assassin's Creed off this ledge rn

I need someone to talk me down off this ledge.

Just heard the song Most People Are Good by something named Luke Bryan in Academy Sports and I gotta tell ya...it's in the running for the worst song that I've ever heard in my whole life

"snooze team, assemble"

As far as simple pleasures go, the Ace Hardware Powerade had got to be pretty high up the list for me

I've said this elsewhere, but we're living through a slow-rolling Kristallnacht.

The water temple in Ocarina of Time forever ruined any chance of me watching this