Danforth

Those Austin Croshere's woulda been sick. Too bad about all that reverse racism that Nike was doing.

wait until you see this cringe

Sometime next year🤷🏼‍♀️

@edsbs.bsky.social I know you're more into rally cars, but this is an online sale that might be just as tempting.

Imagine being so chinless that the squeak of a Subie horn makes you fill your skinny jeans

(although I'm sure that Trailer Trash still hits like a sledgehammer even when he's hammered)

If Isaac's drinking then everyone's got way bigger problems than some kids slipping in or whatever

Look, I had a great time in Scouts. Learned a lot, experienced cool stuff, made great friends. But I wasn't one of the QUARTER MILLION boys who were molested, raped, and abused so...ymmv.

I would be less likely to want to eat a billionaire who simply took the money and lived on their own private island in a Bond villian lair or whatever they were into. At some point, the money turns "being involved" into "meddling and controlling" and it's just not sexy anymore

Well, this would kill my team but how do you think reforming the offside rule to incentivize runs past the defense rather than mucking around until you can bite dirt would work? Maybe not the Wenger suggestion but a smaller measure might change the calculus in attacking philosophy.

Do you think that calling fouls inside the box on set pieces consistently with how fouls are called in the field would dissuade this strategy? Or is the relatively lawless nature of the box during set pieces too much a part of the game's DNA?

The testimony was harrowing; you can watch it all here
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UagE...

a man in a suit and tie is saying `` i want to believe ! '' ALT: a man in a suit and tie is saying `` i want to believe ! ''

No way that it is, but...

Feels good to see Big Ron get that goal. Feels really good.

That's banananananas.

Joan Garcia snuffed out a through-ball then stepped out of bounds to congratulate Araujo who had kind of slidden off the field, thus conceding a corner? Can't say I've ever seen that before.

He got his ass whomped by a girl wearing a hoody that said "Choose Kindness", that's what we call poetic justice

You get what you get and you don't throw a fit, dude

The thing about Melania is that every description of the thing makes it sound as interesting and as soulful as your average partially-scripted reality show about selling luxury apartments in Manhattan.

In addition to the state legislators attention, the AG's office confirmed that it had weighed in (somewhere to some person, although they didn't say who or when) about the hiring in an official capacity. It's completely inappropriate and well over the line.

Like, there's likely a magistrate hanging around just itching to rubber stamp some boilerplate nonsense!

I know that it's Mike Johnson and he's a little bitty man and a really big liar but the process of getting a warrant is literally just making a phone call. You can even hang out on the sidewalk so that the person can't leave.

If you don't feel like talking to another person or reading a book about it, maybe just watch both seasons of Andor.

All we're missing now is the Hipster Liberal Coffee Shop Report from our bff Jacob Wohl

Pulling up to the house and sitting in the driveway during the last two minutes of Trailer Trash>>>

Honestly the biggest news out of this Texas special election is that Wambsganss is a real name. I'm reconsidering my priors.

I remember recruiting ophthalmologists to come work in AR after med school and, well, scratch that, I remember trying to recruit ophthalmologists to come work in AR, well, scratch that, I remember failing as badly as everyone else to try to recruit ophthalmologists to come work in AR, and...🤷🏼‍♀️

Manners. We used to have fuckin' goddamn manners in this country.