We have created a device that shall be integral to your life, to the point where it will be hard to function in society without one; we would prefer these devices to break annually and for you to purchase a new one at full price. If you don't, that's called hoarding. They're a thousand dollars each.
25.11.2025 19:42 — 👍 678 🔁 195 💬 11 📌 1
Again, I’m innocent, but I happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time.
It’s not just robbery. I’d assume things like immigrants who are wrongly deported, family court, pretty much everything. Nobody can make them turn around and go “no, think again”
25.11.2025 22:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Less about no jury trials, so much as the no right to appeal.
Supposing, for the sake of argument, I’m accused of stealing an e-bike. It’s robbery so I get the government going “Yeah she did it. Proof”. Judge goes “3 years in prison”. I’ve no right to appeal that, to argue my trial wasn’t fair.
25.11.2025 22:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Most of it by now, I feel.
25.11.2025 20:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Objectively they did make it so that she burned her bridges and couldn’t come back from it all.
Plus side, I did enjoy them starting The Good Fight with Diane firmless and broke.
25.11.2025 19:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Last season and a half probably (The Good Wife). They could’ve made it way more interesting just by letting Alicia be States Attorney.
The last season was pretty much her chain bonking Jason, who she didn’t end up with anyway, with some court cases thrown in. It was weird.
25.11.2025 19:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Nope. It’s just someone from the US delegation and the Russia delegation coming and restating again what it will take to stop them (temporarily) bombing Ukraine.
Until the next time. Both the stating and the bombing.
25.11.2025 18:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Definitely one of those “It could NOT happen to a nicer person” moments.
25.11.2025 18:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Haven’t willingly watched a BBC program for years. Won’t read their news. Even when I read it, I take it with way more buckets of salts than most other places.
Also, not a Reform voter. Their leader is racist and it’s largely people who should never be allowed to hold public office.
24.11.2025 19:34 — 👍 4 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
BREAKING: Comey case dismissed without prejudice. Halligan invalidly appointed, judge rules. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
24.11.2025 17:36 — 👍 15882 🔁 3668 💬 596 📌 553
The main reason, only reason, I am looking forward to the budget is so I stop seeing pieces about what people think may be in the budget.
24.11.2025 14:37 — 👍 76 🔁 5 💬 4 📌 0
I’m also aware that they have to scare folk into it, but have some sensitivity about it for goodness sakes.
24.11.2025 14:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Has happened before. My daughter was pre diabetic, few years ago. They also told her if she didn’t work on it she’d drop dead of a heart attack. When we complained they denied they’d said it.
24.11.2025 14:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
I’m less than impressed with mine right now. I have high cholesterol (working on it, no worries) and got a phone call from a nurse to tell me what I already knew. It’s that she made it sound like I was going to die there and then that was my issue with them.
Mostly I don’t have any complaints.
24.11.2025 14:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
“What do you mean they can see where I actually post my rants about immigration in a country I do not live? How very dare X do this. Mah privacy!”
23.11.2025 23:08 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
🇺🇦 Zelensky: The crux of the entire diplomatic situation is that it was Russia, and only Russia, that started this war, and it is Russia, and only Russia, that has been refusing to end it throughout the full-scale invasion.
23.11.2025 17:13 — 👍 4907 🔁 1665 💬 114 📌 63
Unfortunately, probably immaturely, Airplane is by far one of my favourite films.
Unrelated to politics however.
23.11.2025 21:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Ooh. So want to bet on what happens first. A slap or the drink in their face?
23.11.2025 21:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
It’s worse when they get control of their little limbs and start grabbing hair etc.
My brother had to rescue my (now ex) SiL from their first child’s death grip on her hair several times. Their second child has these things to come.
23.11.2025 21:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I have butt cat.
23.11.2025 17:25 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
"Unfortunately, due to a terrible miscalculation of scale, the entire 28-point peace plan was eaten by a small dog."
23.11.2025 00:14 — 👍 806 🔁 114 💬 1 📌 0
Ours are either locked behind a RADAR key or none existent, just a wider cubicle in the back of a normal public loo.
22.11.2025 19:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1
You weren’t vandalising it or anything? Just a head shake?
Because that’s plain silly
22.11.2025 15:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Hopefully with a lot of curses ending in “off” and “you”
22.11.2025 15:28 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I’ll keep saying that none of the present lot will be any better. Like the Tories shoved out anyone who wouldn’t worship at the alter of Johnson, Labour kicked out anyone who wouldn’t worship at the alter of the right.
22.11.2025 10:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
And the trial will probably be a stitch up by gender critical people too.
22.11.2025 10:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I’m fully convinced (not evidentially, just convinced) that the hysteria caused by the stupid folk on Newsnight lead to the review with a predetermined outcome and the government paid someone who would say so. Independent, my behind.
I was going to say don’t hold your breath, so….
22.11.2025 10:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Anyone who’s gender non conforming. Anyone who has small to no breasts. Anyone who is tall and has a deep voice, which females can be and have. Anyone who is slightly heavy and less female looking. And the list goes on.
It’s going to lead to assaults and fights. Fast.
22.11.2025 10:14 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
… the better. Tech employees are GODS. So is the Prime Minister. We must all have guns”
The only one we have is the “Everyone must work until they die” and they’re working on the “Unchristian to feed the poor and hungry” bit.
2 and end.
22.11.2025 09:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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