MurphNturf

thomas jefferson wrote some vehement denunciations of people like thomas jefferson

"We're not seeking, but if the government wanted to give us millions of dollars, we wouldn't turn it down. tee-hee..."

Thinly veiled threat of political violence

I wonder when Mike Johnson is going to claim that he doesn't know anything about this

“You can sit in a basement with weird people and say weird things. It’s a free country.”

Goddam…

What we almost had

Ready to hear someone competently communicate their thoughts and ideas tonight on various topics.

Oh what we could have had.

glad to give this one the appropriate amount of like

where do you see yourself in five beers

Opening this tonight for no reason in particular. I need to get another one for when the eventual eventuals

A Dershowitz bag lunch special capping a day that started with Cheney dying and saw Mamdani win would have to go down as the first good day of year

The subway Woody Guthrie special

Are we absolutely positive Cuomo didn't ritualistically sacrifice Dick Cheney to win this election?

Like, for sure?

2000 Maniacs (1964) have come back from the dead and endorsed Cuomo for Mayor of Hell.

I do love how dejected Jennings sounds.

I hope he stubs his toe every morning for the rest of time.

Trying to imagine explaining a scenario where a former Governor runs for Mayor, endorsed by former Mayors, a Republican President, local media, and still gets spanked by an inexperienced opponent who cannot get the national leaders of his party, who live in his city, to endorse him!

a poster for hellraiser shows a woman with spikes on her head and the words " what is it you pray for " Alt: a poster for hellraiser shows a woman with spikes on her head and the words " what is it you pray for "

Baseball

I hope a thousand Dodgers fans blow off their hands this year

give us 20 innings this time. make this a root canal. i'll be watching. fuck god and fuck you

Anderson Cooper: Why shouldn’t we negotiate with terrorists?

Dope sunglasses. Where are they from?

a woman in a yellow sweater says " can i be the helpless victim ? " ALT: a woman in a yellow sweater says " can i be the helpless victim ? "

May your murder wishes come true!

She can do whatever she wants.

Viva la Chihuahua supremacy!

Just let him have his participation trophy... They love those, you know.

How very Christian of him...

I'm sorry, I meant Satanic.

Sometimes you have to spend money to realize it was a bad idea all along

He's been an advocate for criminalizing nip, so it makes sense

It is my favorite and it does have the best ending

We all know there are only 10 balls for the whole GOP Senate