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Herp Derpington

@dnibz.bsky.social

World’s largest homunculus. Chaotic neutral cavern dweller of the Dinkledorff variety. Noted fresh ground pepper enthusiast.

87 Followers  |  129 Following  |  178 Posts  |  Joined: 09.01.2025  |  1.7201

Latest posts by dnibz.bsky.social on Bluesky


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Lock, butthole and two buttholing buttholes

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Just try to be good at being bad at this

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Asking the hard questions and I’m here for it

03.02.2025 04:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

@asstractor.bsky.social I think this might be about you

03.02.2025 03:40 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Sign me up

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Dead bees would also get an interesting reaction

02.02.2025 23:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I followed politics more closely than probably 98% of Americans until this election. I’m in the process of switching from Facebook to Bluesky just to escape politics. I can no longer handle the shitshow. It’s not normal for me to ignore the news, but I must right now for my sanity. Bless you, man.

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Electric boogaloo

02.02.2025 18:15 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Or trying to find one in your closet at midnight

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How deep does this go????

02.02.2025 17:40 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Are you trying to fill a punch card or something? Do you get to redeem it for free sandals?

02.02.2025 16:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What if we hide it in plain sight? Maybe dress it to look like a planter or something? Just spitballing here…

02.02.2025 15:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

And frankly slap ass has never been cheaper

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Well, I certainly hope you remembered to bring some snacks.

02.02.2025 12:09 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Those may have been aliens in disguise about to do a probing/vivisection. Just awful.

02.02.2025 12:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Did you trade sex for karate lessons? And if so, was your sensei a tender and generous lover?

02.02.2025 11:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

*We* have the power

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