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Me at the end of every work day saying good night to my sweet small child

Screen capture from the movie "The Blues Brothers" where Jake says "I hate Illinois Nazis."

Anyone: Why are there suddenly so many AHDH diagnoses? Dr. Jen: Same reason there are suddenly more stars after we built telescopes.

The mystery of medical diagnosis!

all mammals share an instinct to destroy their ancient enemy, the loathsome gourd

This year on Yom Kippur I'm thinking about how I can do better and be better and make amends, but it's hard to not ALSO think about how the people who really really need to be doing that reject the premises of self-improvement and apologizing.

Vaccination during pregnancy was associated with lowered maternal risks of COVID infection, stillbirth, preterm birth (including a 34% lower risk of severe preterm birth before 28 weeks), neonatal intensive care admission, & congenital anomalies

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I heard "there's artificial intelligence, and there's actual intelligence" and almost choked to death on this cough drop

I recommend the Lais of Marie De France if you are liking the weird little sidequests.

Million-year-old skull rewrites human evolution, say scientists New analysis suggests our species began to emerge at least half a million years earlier than we thought

I saw this and I am always amazed at how little we actually know about so many things: www.bbc.com/news/article...

It’s so good!

This is the man that ICE just detained. This isn't about catching criminals, it is about Ethnic cleansing www.iowapublicradio.org/news-from-np...

I don’t know why she was into BRAD when DANNY was right there

THERE. ARE. NO. 'CAUSES'. OF. AUTISM.

(other than being born as a member of Homo sapiens, which is a huge risk factor for turning out to be Autistic).

sorry im late i was vexed by riddles of the unquiet mind

The scientific illiteracy of the White House press corps is going to get children dead.

all things serve the beam, folks, isn’t that right. we have our breakers and they are working on the problems with the beams and they are working very strongly

six beams, they all come brilliantly together. animal-headed friends of mine— they say, it's the most brilliant place you’ve ever seen

No one is less confused than a woman in a disagreement who says “I guess I’m just a little confused” btw. RUN

great news! you're not actually seeing karl rove, john yoo, and david frum criticize the administration's lawlessness more stridently than dem leadership. you, reader, were infected with rabies by a brown bat 36 hours ago and this is all just the virus working its way through your nervous system

One in 15 Americans has witnessed a mass shooting – study Report finds that 7% of Americans have been present at the scene of a mass shooting and 2% have been injured in one

“The study found that about 7% of US adults have been present at the scene of a mass shooting in their lifetime, and more than 2% have been injured during one.”

"dark academia" do you mean middle school

Official Defies GOP Governor's Order To Fly Flags At Half Staff For Charlie Kirk He said he did not want to honor a man "who did so much to harm not only the marginalized, but also to degrade the fabric of our body politic."

An Iowa official defied the governor’s orders to fly flags at half-staff for Charlie Kirk, writing he wouldn't honor a man who "did so much harm"

Discovering computer as an adult makes you go crazy. Discovering computer as a baby makes you go crazy. In all of human history, there will only ever be one generation to discover computer at the correct age: 13

My 2yo tried fish sticks before she ever tried chicken nuggets, so she calls chicken nuggets “chicken fish sticks.” Today this food product entered our home and does anyone have contact info for Baudrillard

When you find out about Libro.fm, an alternative to Amazon-owned Audible that’s 100% employee owned, a Certified B Corporation, and shares profits with 4,000+ independent bookshops 😍

no offends if this is you but if you're thinking "this is going to make the right do fascism" they're already there. they blew up a boat with 11 people on it for being immigrants. they're kidnapping US citizens and trying to rendition them to Uganda. do you think we're on a trajectory to peace

FRIEND: Are you excited for the show tonight?
ME: (remembering how if a parent has any fun before their child turns eighteen “Bad Parenting Particles” float up from hell and attach to the baby, permanently decreasing their chances of living a happy, productive life) Kind of

the real glory of world war two was that it involved a warrior cult being ground down and beaten to a pulp by people who would rather have been doing something else.

Ok but how is Newsome’s social media team better at writing in the Trump style than Trump’s own staffers trying to cover for him?