Savage Tapioca

AAAAHHHHH

Sex with me is a lot like improv. It sucks and it’s not even funny

The Salvation Army are a hate group. Do not forget that this winter.

First off, my suspension has ended. Got a little harsh with a post a few days ago but I didn’t have my feet on the ground and I’m sorry if I offended anyone. Will try to be more chipper. Knock on wood!

YouTube video: "MAGA is splitting up into 3 factions"

My brain: "That makes sense. Protestants love nothing more than a good schism"

“Parents who, after consulting with a doctor and a psychologist, allow their 15-year-old child to transition commit child abuse. The child is too young to consent!”

--Megyn R. Kelly

“Grown men who have sex with your 15-year-old? Big whoop! It’s not like she’s 8. LOL!”

--Also Megyn R. Kelly

Eris: I would like to state that... restaurants should not try to make their version of ketchup. Heinz got that good good. Unless you got that recipe on lock? It's just sad tomato soup. Ingrid: Heinz has high fructose corn syrup- why? I avoid that at all costs. Rather have homemade. Dave: So buy Simply Heinz which is the exact same recipe but with cane sugar Ingrid: Not a ketchup fan anyway. But thanks.

2nd most Bluesky-ass reply to the ketchup thread

Me: *reads silently*

Nephew: *sighs*

Nephew: sometimes I think i was adopted

Me: you weren't adopted

Me: *reads silently*

Me: we won you in a claw game

Nephew: ...

Me: *reads silently*

Nephew: wha-

Me: you were supposed to be an iphone

[avengers mansion]

CAP: good morning Avengers let's begin

IRON MAN: wait spider-man is missing

OPEN MOUTH MAN: weird he was here when i went to sleep last nite

A landlord on the Today programme just described landlords as “a race of people who are being targeted”. Parasites playing as victims.

Instacart shoppers, especially dudes, seem to insist on pulling their shopping carts around the store, not pushing them. I know, that’s a “so what” kind of thing, but it made me wonder, like did those folks ever go to a grocery before getting into the gig? Or is pushing somehow uncool?

I pull the cart behind me so I can look around corners. I don't work for Instacart, though, so I'm not sure how helpful this is

Her: Did you eat my Milk Duds?

Me: *Silently chews for 7 minutes* First of all, I don't appreciate your accusations.

*playing Super Metroid, a game of solitude that takes place in a dark and often eerily quiet alien underground* Needs a wisecracking sidekick

a close up of a woman 's face with the word sion barzahd visible in the corner ALT: a close up of a woman 's face with the word sion barzahd visible in the corner

God please no

"Why does no one trust media anymore?"

I dont know. Maybe because you're publishing stories framed as "why are these underage girls having sex with and ruining the lives of all of these powerful men?"

What they don’t seem to get is that normal people hate pedophiles regardless of their political affiliation.

Friday, November 14 Far Side calendar. The comic is of a scientist wearing a helmet with dogs’ barking translated. The caption: “Donning his new canine decoder, Professor Schwartzman becomes the first human being on Earth to hear what barking dogs are actually saying.” When translated, the dogs are all saying variations of “Hey”

Today on the calendar, a seminal and mind-altering work

someone in my apartments is forming a tenants union LET'S GOOOO

Me: I know nothing about this product, service, software or system.
Boss: lol ur on ur own gd luck!

Me: This is precisely in my wheelhouse, reflecting work I have done for over a decade!
Boss: You'll be working with this team of five people who have never done it and don't actually want to learn.

a man says let 's think critically in a blue shirt Alt: A man saying, “Let’s think critically about this.”

Seeing people using diet culture lingo when talking about brain chemistry.

Trying to “control” your dopamine to “manage a social media addiction” isn’t based in science. It’s religious bs that views mental illness and neurodiversity moral failing.

This is how you fall down the pipeline, guys.

Watercolour painting of a dog called Larry! Done from a photo. #dogs #dogsofbluesky #throwbackthursday #petportraits #painting #art #watercolours

gonna install 60 aftermarket thumbs running up the side of each arm

Watching Sonic the Hedgehog 2 movie, and the unrealistic physics are really pulling me out of the story. I will not have slipshod dynamics in my hypersonic animal/ mad scientist movie

Marco Rubio says U.S. visas can be denied for obesity, diabetes, cancer, and even retirement age because those people might “drain taxpayer resources. Amazing how that concern disappears when they’re blowing millions on luxury travel, parties, and renovations.

Regarding those files: If (big if) they ever see the light of day and public suspicion is confirmed, keep in mind that the gov't has known for some time. Add that on top of stealing classified docs AND catching 34 felony convictions, he faced ZERO consequences and was allowed to run again.

My type: someone supportive and warm who I can curl up and relax with. Wait, that's my bed.

Starting to wonder about this Donald Trump guy.

Keep posting sky pictures, I like being reminded that we're all piles of carbon screaming through space on a rock and we're all just hanging on and hoping for the best.

This is clearly bowser’s idealized image of himself as someone with abs rather than a fat belly, and it gives us a glimpse into how, in the mario galaxy universe, fat phobia exists. In this essay I will