sydney’s weenie

People are constantly acting like they just learned Quentin Tarantino is annoying

Oh fuck that’s how you spell Waytro’s??

Spotify AI slurping 10 gallons of water to figure out a 30-something Midwest dad likes White Stripes

Should be called Beer and Loathing in Las Vegas. Those boys loved drinking beer.

NYC did it. They finally elected a hottie

See also “gaslight”

Oh “performative” is a useful concept for- wait never mind it’s meaningless now

Dog you can’t just draw the golden ratio on whatever

The best Smash Bros Melee player in the world right now is hot which feels almost heretical

I can’t tell if they nailed the THPS 3+4 soundtrack, or if it’s just really easy to guess what punk and hip hop 35 year olds like now

My tier list of Iron Maiden songs is just all their songs organized by tempo

Babe for the tenth time I don’t need therapy I call into Stavvy’s live show

I don’t celebrate America on July 4, I celebrate drinking beers in a park with my brother-in-law

Noticing a weird sound is one of the top things you can do for free

In Miami reading the Wikipedia for “Art Deco”

Parking lot before the Turnstile movie holds the record for most weed vapes hit in most Honda Odysseys at once

me, age 16: I like all genres, punk, blues, folk, jazz (white stripes, white stripes, white stripes, white stripes with a lil imagination)

I’d take the opportunity to say “Helloooo nurse!” and stretch my eyes out of their sockets like a cartoon wolf

My love language is English. Frankly I think it’s a bit contrived to imagine I’d fall in love with someone who didn’t speak the same language as me.

Guys love to say “I’m too weird for a normal job, that’s why I install HVAC”

Mayo the cinco be with you

Fuck it I’m a Jack Antonoff apologist

Lower back glowing like a Zelda boss

I asked my wife if she’d heard Please Please Please by Sabrina Carpenter and she laughed harder than a hyena

Did one of you tell them I learned the words to Shame from the System of a Down cover??? That was not public knowledge

Despite years of Wu-Tang listenership AND my huge yellow logo t-shirt, my Very Special White Boy certificate still hasn’t come 🤔

I’m so not sexist, I actually think only men should be nurses

“Speakers are backwards microphones” sounds like a high-thought but is actually literally true

Scientology is real but actually thetans are good and I want to get all of them

(34-year-old opening an airbnb with daddy’s money) tell ‘em Skylar did it