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Caw Caw! This is The Crow Post πŸ‘‘ πŸ¦β€β¬› This account contains certified big sister advice, cool birds and the like, onion reposts, chronic illness tidbits, weird art, and an unfortunate number of puns. -The Crow Master General [She/They]

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True. And you’d probably need a barn

08.10.2025 04:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Have you all considered that perhaps you could have a heard of giant toads

I imagine them like cows a bit haha

08.10.2025 03:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s seems the rhino is pulling ahead here

08.10.2025 03:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Like a little pig. That would be so cute

08.10.2025 03:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m thinking they’ve just switched sizes

And your reasoning is exactly what I was thinking

Toads are very cool

08.10.2025 03:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Excellent. Why?

08.10.2025 03:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Would you rather have a giant toad or a tiny rhino?

08.10.2025 03:32 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0
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Trap Paganini #2

Song of the day

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08.10.2025 03:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Invisible labor is still labor

08.10.2025 03:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

insane clown bussy

07.10.2025 08:34 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

There’s just infinite moving karma between your clan and mine now so we will always help even if movers get hired

07.10.2025 23:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ah the musical fruit

07.10.2025 23:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Today is my 30th Birthday

So this is now dedicated to sage wisdom

07.10.2025 23:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Just the cutest little bunch of nutcrackers

07.10.2025 03:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Get the hanger sorted before you saunter online

07.10.2025 03:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He looks so miserable in this picture

Like profound sadness in his face

All that money and for what

I sincerely hope he’s as miserable as he looks in that picture for the remainder of his life

07.10.2025 03:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And you can tell

07.10.2025 03:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Careful now!

Wouldn’t want to collapse the entire economy.

07.10.2025 03:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Or a chapstick

07.10.2025 03:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Iiiiiimmm the baaddd idea guy

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07.10.2025 03:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Good night to everyone who really need someone to be giving them a bedtime

07.10.2025 02:32 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ice cream bless me for I have sinned

07.10.2025 02:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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No way I made chili today too! Twins

06.10.2025 23:31 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

lemon sorbet + fresh raspberries

06.10.2025 22:33 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I checked in on the news real quick and guys

It’s as scary out there as you imagine

06.10.2025 23:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s it’s not crisp

We spit

06.10.2025 22:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The crispness intensifiesπŸ—πŸ—πŸ—

06.10.2025 22:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A grey bald dog with a fuzzy white Einstein ass hairdo. Waving his head back and forth with the caption β€œthe answer my friend is blowing in the wind” 

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A grey bald dog with a fuzzy white Einstein ass hairdo. Waving his head back and forth with the caption β€œthe answer my friend is blowing in the wind” πŸ’¨

The smell of air cooled by the incoming rain when it finally blows in

06.10.2025 22:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you watched a lot of Bleach growing up you have ADHD now I bet

06.10.2025 18:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What do you mean I need to write all 999 of my prescription meds in a space meant for 3?

06.10.2025 11:31 β€” πŸ‘ 199    πŸ” 21    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 2

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