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Death Stranding feels like forced penance for all the times I used fast travel in any other video game I've ever played.
24.01.2026 18:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“Hockeystick Red Roof Plus Positive” perhaps
27.10.2025 22:31 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Maybe Bluesky would be even better if we all wore “Hiring!” or “Open to work!” banners
16.10.2025 22:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I wonder if it’s a coincidence that when early #AI was just assistants who did stuff they gave them women’s names like “Alexa” but now that #AI talks nonstop like it knows everything but is actually bullshitting you they give them men’s names like “Claude”
08.10.2025 10:46 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0And that baby was… Prince George of Cambridge
01.09.2025 15:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0This works with dentists too! “I’ve been accused of having impacted wisdom teeth…” “allegedly I don’t floss enough!”
01.08.2025 23:20 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Also the response to “How are we supposed to count, Cap’n?”
04.07.2025 18:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0[restaurant]
Lois Lane: No dessert. Sugar is my kryptonite lol
Clark Kent: *sweats, takes off glasses*
Lois: When did you get here, Superman?
Waiter1: Ma'am, you'e talking to a bird
Waiter2: No, it's a plane
Share a painting (name only)
Judith and the Head of Holofernes
Good Reef!
21.05.2025 10:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0remove a letter, ruin a band:
Red Ho Chili Peppers
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.
03.05.2025 17:41 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Sir I’ll not ask again please stow 50 Shades of Gray under the seat in front of you
02.05.2025 21:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I see what you did there 😂♠️
26.04.2025 05:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0May I introduce you to Arnold Schönberg
21.04.2025 02:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0William Shakespeare
“To be? Or not to be? Wrong answers only.”
Repost with an image of your favorite James Bond (wrong answers only)
12.04.2025 11:23 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0#Oscars2025 continues the trend of voters disappointing me.
03.03.2025 15:16 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Haha please keep it up thank you
23.02.2025 22:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Do you really expect us to believe you have your own little castle submerged in the alcohol tank with you
23.02.2025 21:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I’ll be impressed when we’ve built an AI that shares my sense of humor.
21.02.2025 13:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Post a pic you've saved but haven't found a use for
17.02.2025 00:24 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0By the way, I loved you in Jurassic Park!
15.02.2025 13:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“no, we can’t do your workout over Zoom”
— in personal trainer
Before texting was a thing, we had a “block” button for real life and it was called “talk to the hand.”
10.02.2025 07:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Great advice oops
09.02.2025 19:26 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Sounds awesome I’ll wait for the audiobook edition
09.02.2025 19:23 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0It’s no coincidence it’s categorized under 802.11 in the Dewey Decimal system
06.02.2025 23:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I agree with the praise, I enjoyed it too and felt like it got really close to that elusive “Myst” vibe
31.01.2025 15:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I thought about asking a sculptor to make a statue of just Myq’s head, but the idea was a bust.
22.01.2025 21:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
