derek phelps

the other fridays are bad

Why can’t this dickfuck get hit in the back of the head by a Titleist from the foursome behind him?

Today, a reporter from the Russian state news agency TASS gained unauthorized access to the Oval Office. How does one gain unauthorized access to the Oval Office? Meanwhile, AP and Reuters were blocked.

Slava Ukraini! 🇺🇦 ✊

How he didn't slap trump and vance I'll never know. Legendary restraint.

Supporters Praise Trump For Upholding Traditional American Value Of Supporting Murderous Dictators For Political Gain

Supporters Praise Trump For Upholding Traditional American Value Of Supporting Murderous Dictators For Political Gain

My blood is boiling. Trump and Vance are complete scum.

Putting “Trump declares Pluto a planet again” on my bingo card.

If I were a conservative, I'd open a boot strap store.

never thought I'd be one of those people that ends their posts with but here we are

Trump Unable To Focus In Meeting As Pressure Of Booking Kennedy Center Summer Jazz Series Looms WASHINGTON—Amid efforts to prove himself as an effective chair of the performing arts organization, President Donald Trump was reportedly unable to focus in a national security meeting Friday, distracted by the pressure of booking the Kennedy Center’s upcoming Summer Jazz Series. According to sources, the sound of his Cabinet members’ voices was essentially white noise […]

Trump Unable To Focus In Meeting As Pressure Of Booking Kennedy Center Summer Jazz Series Looms
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The screens at the Department of Housing and Urban Development were playing this video this morning

superman is great at watching kids because of his supervision

what if santa claus is just old, fat jesus

Goldman Sachs asks in biotech research report: 'Is curing patients a sustainable business model?' Goldman Sachs warns sales from the most successful disease treatments are difficult to maintain.

Goldman Sachs analysts : The money men saying the quiet part out loud

Curing patients may not be a sufficiently profitable enterprise for biotech companies.

Chronic disease is a far more beneficial business model

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drones over new jersey sounds like a meal at denny's

someone with more power than us is going to keep rfk jr. out of the government right, cause otherwise we're gonna have a lot of bad problems

man, if I had laser hairs, the last thing I’d want to do is have them removed

My favorite Michael Jackson song is the one where he calls someone a vegetable.