An image of an American flag flying over a hill. The words say:
How to Plan a Trip to the USA.
1. Don’t.
I’ve seen a few variations of this making the rounds. I like this one best.
I don’t know who the original artist is but thank you to them.
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Christmas time cat. I don’t have my tree up still. This is from December. Don’t judge me
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My son is so irrational when he’s hangry. I was cooking chicken and I took it out to check it and needed to put it back in so he yelled at me complaining dinner was talking too long. So I asked him if he wanted cooked chicken or diarrhea and he yelled IF I COULD JUST EAT ILL TAKE THE DIARRHEA
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Just thought I’d share my lovely corgi. Mr. Breakfast
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Perfect!
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