Gary Hudson

If he does pull this off, what impact would this have on the Democrats in the midterms?

He knows that Trump fights dirty. If he starts a new party, what impact on the midterms for the Democrats?

Tell me again how someone can ‘take your job’ without papers, ID, or rights — while also collecting benefits they don’t qualify for.

Tesla Employees Scramble To Make Office Look Like They’ve Been Sleeping There AUSTIN, TX—In an effort to give the impression that they had been burning the midnight oil while CEO Elon Musk was away in Washington, D.C., employees at Tesla reportedly scrambled Thursday to make th...

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If you ever want to see a Trump supporter go insane, just casually mention he's never won an election against a man.

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U.S. Military Bans Men With Girl Names From Combat WASHINGTON—In a move that significantly restricts the eligibility of thousands of American troops to fight for their country on the front lines, senior U.S. military officials announced Wednesday that...

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If a Democrat takes the White House in the next election it will take two terms to undo all the damage done in just 100 days by Trump. Nonetheless it be so satisfying to see a long long list of grifters fired on day one. And hopefully some arrested

Never realized how often I let my dog sniff items I’m holding just because I want him to feel included.

i wish i could hit a skip recap button on people who want to tell me about the dream they had last night

All of us…

Unfortunately the British remain credulous, even, bizarrely, after having swallowed the Brexit con

And to be clear: the "national collective goal" here for the US is also totally incoherent and inscrutable and changes day to day.

It's pretty funny that Trump has engineered a geo-political game of chicken between two societies - the US and China - where the winner will be the society most willing to withstand economic pain and inconveience in furtherance of some future national collective goal. Not really a US strong suit!

He's a 10 but only in binary code

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these motherfuckers are making me stare at shipping charts

nobody outside the shipping industry should have to stare at shipping charts

Top half of image shows the world in flames. Bottom half shows a “poet” shouting “Do you need any poems?”

Daily mini crossword, clue is ‘big name in healthcare’ 5 letters. I put ‘Luigi’

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Longing for the mid terms

He’s just noticed those cards are made in China

I’ve just listened to Bessent’s speech. There seems to have been a shift in tone (America 1st doesn’t mean America alone; willingness to engage with world bank & IMF). Have the adults won? I don’t like the push for fossil fuels tho

The older you are, the earlier you feel you need to get to the airport.

its relaly me

it's a bit grim but i think most people probably have a mental "things to do if i have 24 hours to live" list and i would guess approximately zero people in the world have "meet JD vance" on theirs

Brilliant

That final line 🤌

A few of the justices might be going through The Realization.

incredible scenes when you have a president who hasn't achieved object permanence