@luvpug.bsky.social
Former writer of dumb tweets
SHAGGY: what did the vet say you have
SCOOBY DOO: rabies
SHAGGY: zoinks i didn’t even know you could get pregnant
Already tired of 2026.
29.12.2025 05:15 — 👍 103 🔁 39 💬 3 📌 0It’s legit
30.01.2026 01:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
And they say protesters are paid…
29.01.2026 18:27 — 👍 510 🔁 127 💬 30 📌 20stage fright is for beginners be terrified everywhere all the time
09.12.2025 19:34 — 👍 179 🔁 76 💬 2 📌 1[hour two at the gym] heheh ima give the strongest hugs
28.01.2026 01:00 — 👍 60 🔁 31 💬 2 📌 0There’s never been a better time to celebrate your weird
26.01.2026 23:16 — 👍 208 🔁 85 💬 8 📌 4Friday night, let’s do this! *goes to bed*
23.01.2026 18:48 — 👍 44 🔁 17 💬 1 📌 0When I was young and single, I used to buy all my snowstorm supplies at the local liquor store.
28.01.2026 13:09 — 👍 149 🔁 66 💬 8 📌 1I just caught my cat up on some of the things going on in the human world. She didn’t comment, but I get it. It’s a lot to process.
26.01.2026 23:48 — 👍 269 🔁 45 💬 3 📌 0If I eat nothing but 25¢ ramen for the foreseeable future, I’ll still be flat broke until the day I die.
28.01.2026 19:52 — 👍 99 🔁 27 💬 7 📌 0What sucks about being “the strong one,” is eventually, people stop asking if you’re okay, because they assume you always will be.
26.01.2026 13:23 — 👍 156 🔁 48 💬 5 📌 1An escape room, but we just lock kids in a library and they have to use the Dewey decimal system to find their way out.
20.06.2025 13:40 — 👍 216 🔁 85 💬 7 📌 0Everything is terrible but you don't have to be.
28.01.2026 22:33 — 👍 26 🔁 7 💬 2 📌 0I feel pretty good as long as I avoid thinking about anything
26.01.2026 04:57 — 👍 172 🔁 54 💬 0 📌 0"I use this crystal for protection."
*shows you the brick in my handbag*
These days, when people talk about an "O-face," they're referring to Ozempic.
27.01.2026 22:55 — 👍 48 🔁 14 💬 2 📌 0You probably think you know me but you don’t.
17.12.2024 02:21 — 👍 17 🔁 9 💬 0 📌 0At this point, I’m 98% despair.
27.01.2026 17:24 — 👍 158 🔁 65 💬 5 📌 0I was really betting on that asteroid
02.11.2025 17:22 — 👍 28 🔁 9 💬 1 📌 1The need to be seen and the horror of being seen all at the same time.
17.12.2024 02:51 — 👍 145 🔁 68 💬 2 📌 1Sorry I ruined your misconception of me by being myself
28.01.2026 02:12 — 👍 64 🔁 27 💬 0 📌 0Her: What are you wearing?
Me: The soul crushing weight of years and years of shame and self-loathing.
I may not know much about sports, but at least I don't have fantasies about football
11.01.2026 15:09 — 👍 223 🔁 71 💬 5 📌 1some people really took to heart all the "never change" messages they got in their junior high yearbook
19.01.2026 21:44 — 👍 118 🔁 44 💬 2 📌 0Die a young hipster or live to see your favorite songs turned into cheesy commercial jingles.
19.01.2026 18:12 — 👍 170 🔁 28 💬 11 📌 4You deserve to be spoken to with a high pitched whiney voice
20.01.2026 21:54 — 👍 36 🔁 18 💬 1 📌 0The important thing is to be hated by the right people
21.01.2026 16:45 — 👍 162 🔁 62 💬 4 📌 1couldn’t find the shoes I was looking for because they were on my feet, a new personal best
22.01.2026 22:18 — 👍 87 🔁 25 💬 2 📌 0
