bonerheimer

of course I had to talk about Shadowheart (and the other Lairs, I GUESS)

I just looked and that shit is abysmal. And it doesn't even Plot. It's right there man...

me: baybee gurl, how do i look in my dOOOooo rag? 🎵

thundercat: please untie me i told you everything i know please

me: it's dragon ball like gohan :]

no but could you please confess loudly and clearly into this fashionable flower lapel I'm wearing

i want a missingno Lego set that turns you to ashes upon completion

hateful woman JK Rowling - "Iran appears to be unusually full of Gryffindors"

[sombrely, with tears in eyes] "truly the people of Iran embody the great spirit of Flumpo The Fart Wizard" - author of Flumpo The Fart Wizard

Very cool !!!

a fish called Wanda
a giraffe called Cosmo
a sociopath called Timmy
some lil baby thing called poop i guess idk i stopped watching

anyway officer, that's who the assassins are i saw it all

*hyping myself up*: ok just act like you've been here before
butt doctor: you HAVE and i wish you would stop

they say you can't teach an old dog new tricks but mine is a serial arsonist and that's relatively new in the grand scheme of things

[God creating dogs] Oh these turned out great. Im going to want all of these back at some point

this is the exact reason i got emancipated word for word

correct

introducing SMEAGOL, an app that lets you step away from being a weird lil object-obsessed freak for a while and just be a weird lil regular freak!

i have no mouth and i must yodel

me: your honor, I'd like to call in a character witness
judge: proceed
me: hmm perhaps bug bunny???
defense: Objection!!!
judge: overruled, proceed Mr bug
Bug bunny: hey doc yea i sawr 'im kill da broad
me: haha wabbit season

make a bond movie casual

From Russia But Just As Friends

all of my friends are first edition shadowless

If I won the lottery, I wonder how much money I'd spend on oboe lessons for my dogs.

all the king's men??? too many men. that's your problem right there. and then you added horses? they don't even have thumbs dipshit.

vevma

if i was stranger things i would give cecna a suplex

Matrix Inc. feat. Mike Wachowski

why wouldn't i look a gift horse in the mouth??
could be a GameCube in there

Batman's in the kitchen
Robin's in the hall
They've not spoken since the affair came to light
Alfred weeps while he sweeps
It is a dark night, indeed

loathe them

can't always bat a million or whatever it is

sorry i'm busy that day