gink of biloba

I'm pretty good at operating tiny buttons in response to predetermined environmental stimuli, in case any scientists out there are looking to hand out small cheese rewards for that

PANEL 1: Two starfleet people are talking in a corridor I guess. CAPTAIN: "Goddammit--we're talking about causing a catastrophic loss of life across the Antares system." OFFICER: "Nu-uh." PANEL 2: Exterior shot of the spaceship. CAPTAIN(voiceover): "Captain's log, supplemental. Since passing through the anomaly, the entire crew has begun exhibiting symptoms of being a bunch of petulant high-drama backstabbers who undermine me for no reason." PANEL 3: CAPTAIN (voiceover, continued): I've ordered Dr. Bartrix to perform full medical workups on the crew but he has always been jealous of me and is also this total toxic narcissist. Drawing of the captain crying in sickbay and shouting at the doctor who is shouting at him. CAPTAIN: "Why are you being so *mean* to me? *FUCK!*" DOCTOR: "Captain, do not take that tone with me!" PANEL 4: The captain alone in his office dictating into his little laptop. CAPTAIN: "Then I broke some of the tiny bones in my hand punching the drywall in sickbay. I splinted it myself with some gaffer tape rather than give that smug bastard the satisfaction." PANEL 5: The captain looks wistfully to the stars. CAPTAIN: "Of course this is probably *exactly* what you wanted to happen, command. I bet you've been waiting for this my whole life."

betrayal at farpoint

I know Macbeth is shaking rn

i'm going to simmer that rotten little weasel with mirepoix, red wine and waxy potatoes

Was looking at the Grammy lists and saw this and you know, fair enough

Gaming doesn’t count as screen time. Gaming is books. Unless it’s on your phone - that is screen time. Movies are books unless they are Marvel, who produce screen time. Television is screen time.

random thought ive had for weeks: a version of “Virtua Cop” where Buffalo Springfield gently warns you when bad guys appear

society that never invented writing: oral tradition dictates that there is nothing mightier than the sword

dreamed i won a salad making competition by googling "hitler's favorite salads" finding a listicle of hitler's 20 favorite salads and letting the judges know my opponent had made hitler's 17th favorite salad

"there are no third spaces anymore" wrong. blast furnace

NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER P1- AUNT FRITZI HEARS NANCY CALLING FROM THE FRONT PORCH NANCY: AUNT FRITZI- - I'M BACK FROM THE STORE P2- AUNT FRITZI OPENING THE FRONT DOOR SEES NANCY WITH BOTH ARMS LOADED WITH GROCERIES NANCY: LOOK - - - I DROPPED THE BREAD AND I COULDN'T PICK IT UP P3- AUNT FRITZI: IT'S LUCKY YOU DROPPED IT SO CLOSE TO P4- NANCY: I DROPPED IT OUTSIDE OF THE STORE AND KICKED IT ALL THE WAY HOME

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
November 09,1946

COSTUME 2: GUY ON YOUR BLOCK WHO DONT KNOW BOUT NO "HALLOWEEN", HE JUST GOT OFF WORK

“It is only when we start to learn to know how to understand, that we realize the wisdom of our ideas.” - Thinker’s Credo

a crossword puzzle with a single answer filled in. the clue is "one way to grin" and the answer is "shit-eating-ly"

always feels good to nail a long answer right off the dome

ALIEN logo being build and the E has no middle line

The ALIEN logo

Every time I watch ALIEN I am transfixed thinking to myself "there's no way they've left themselves enough room to get the third horizontal line in that E without it looking like a squashed-in mess!" but no, every single time there it is, and it's beautiful. Most tense part of the movie tbh.

a small sign above a front door letterbox reads “CHIEN LUNATIQUE”

not sure what language this is, i’ll try to find out as soon as i’ve posted this letter, reaching my fingers through as far as possible to ensure a precise delivery

KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?"

BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"

1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."

2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."

3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."

A bunch of guys wearing high visibility vests over full camouflage is a sight gag that would make Mel Brooks jealous 🤣

truer words never been typed

There should be a corner at Home Depot where a guy with a table saw will slice you off custom lengths of hot dog from an infinite hot dog coming out of the wall

These are trying times, which is why it's so important to celebrate acts of bravery when we see them

"Est-ce que tu as les chevaux pour ça?"

the only place i want “discover feed” is in my trough!!

Dozens of white and brown horses on a beach, herded by cowboys

we watched a movie about this in fourth grade

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assatea...

I'm not setting up a tripwire around my camp site to catch the Predator. Just kill me

『じごくからきた　しょけいにん』 『Jigoku kara Kita Shokeinin』 "The Executioner from Hell" グレート・ゴンザレス Gurēto Gonzaresu The Great Gonzales Note that Mario is also called "the executioner from hell" in Chinese, French and Italian. In Dutch, he is even "the torturer of the underworld".

In Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door, Mario's fighter persona in the Glitz Pit is "The Great Gonzales", whose title is "The Merciless Executioner". This is actually toned down from the original Japanese version, where Mario's title is "The Executioner from Hell".

there's a gom jabbar mode in the upcoming DUNE pinball table and this is from the official marketing. you have to keep one hand on that button at all times while playing, you need to use just one of your hands to hit both flipper buttons while the gom jabbar is there. that's so fucking cool lmao

This one's called Crimsport the Unprepared. Just takes a single island manna. Creature-Gnome. Crimsport is not ready and so he may not be played at any time. Flavor text reads "Now where did I put those clothes?" -Crimsport The drawing is of a nude gnome looking for his clothes in his little tree home. 1/2

Skeleton Pizza. Two swamp manna. Sorcery. Your opponent gets hurt badly. Flavor text reads "Mama Mia" -Anonymous. The drawing is of a pizza's skeleton on a plate in an Italian restaurant

Stinky. Three uncolored and one forest manna. Creature-Beast. This guy's got trample. When Stinky enters the battlefield your opponent has to apologize to you. Flavor text reads "We hate Stinky" -The President. Drawing is sort of a weird brontosaurus snake kaiju h touch beset upon by helicopters. 4/4

Blessing of the Priest. Eight uncolored manna and one plains manna. Sorcery-Instant. Everybody -including you- loses. The cops are on their way. Flavor text reads "Remind me not to receive his blessing." -Bartolome The Agnostic. Drawing is of a catholic priest putting his hand towards the camera as nefarious white energy flies at you.

Made some Magic: The Gathering cards