Dobson, Attorney at Law

Podcast: The Three Musketeers (2011) Bad movie podcast and review website dedicated to the most enjoyable genre, exploitation, low-budget, and cheesy films.

Wirework lover and wife guy Paul W.S. Anderson tries his hand at an adventure classic with 2011's THE THREE MUSKETEERS! Starring Ray Stevenson, Luke Evans, Orlando Bloom, Mads Mikkelsen, Chrisoph Waltz, and, you guessed it, Milla Jovovich.

"This guy smells worse than a wrestling fan!"

I visited Portland for a week and only felt unsafe going downhill on a rented bicycle.

This time, I'm authorizing... full force!

Japanese Role Playing Game (like the Final Fantasy series).

I'm sure Scully is a nice guy based on his post-Simpsons career, but he was an awful show-runner.

It takes so goddamn long for your duck wizard to learn cura.

Podcast: Arcade (1993) Bad movie podcast and review website dedicated to the most enjoyable genre, exploitation, low-budget, and cheesy films.

We return to the deep well of Albert Pyun with another cyberspace 90s movie about a VR arcade machine that turns you insane and then kidnaps you and is also Freddy Krueger. It's 1993's ARCADE, starring Megan Ward, Peter Billingsley, John de Lancie, and Seth Green as "Stilts."

Same as it ever was.

Genuinely cannot think of a worse hype man than Chatterton.

A Sikh friend of mine from college is *still* on Kirk's online watchlist and was professionally harassed in 2017 for something he did not do. Just evil shit.

Finally a chance to unload my Warren Ellis comics!

John Schwartzwelder: "Grimey was asking for it the whole time. He didn't approve of our Homer. He was asking for it, and he got it. Now what was this you were saying about heart?"

this fuckin' sucks dude.

truly incredible how many pundits are tricked over and over by a guy wearing a suit and calmly expressing hateful, violent rhetoric. "But he didn't actually do the things he said others should do! You just refused to engage in reasonable debate with the guy who argued with 19-year-olds all day!"

Mr. President, the people of Utah ask you to call in the National Guard! Some of these Mormon Wives have Secret Lives, that can't be legal!!

What are you talking about? The Packers are 100% publicly owned?

I've read his Sea World appellate opinion, so I know he is just exceptionally dumb.

The only "grocery" I care about is the dang Cheeto in the White House!!

God was really cooking when _she_ created dunkelbergers!

And you have been told repeatedly why your belief is not only confidently wrong and racist, and the same thing blood and soil types argue, and yet you keep doubling down. What's wrong with you?

Fake my death and begin a 25 part plan to avoid letting my family know I won.

I biked the Brooklyn bridge when visiting and was shocked by how many walkers seemingly wanted cyclists to k*ll them based on wandering into the cycling lane for selfies.

Volgin and the Boss on suspended bridge Volgin: “Are we taking him with us?” Boss: “No. This one is still a child.” Smash cut to snake in full crocodile outfit

excuse you, this is an adult male crocodile onesie! 😤🐊 #mgsdelta

Mostly drowsiness, topamax was worse (drowsiness + stomach & mood issues)

Emgality has worked for me for about five-six years and has been amazing, far less side effects than triptans (which I only take when needed now).

His match with Wardlow is the thing I remember best (because it was so horrendously awful).

New @yourstupidminds.com podcast episode! With @dobsonverse.bsky.social.

*with* nail polish!

James Dobson, the grifter who personally inspired more child and spousal abuse than nearly any other single person in the past 50 years, died today. Hell is too good for him.