Nick Avon

Fuck, Tom Noonan died too 😭

RIP Semen Gluzman

Did he say “finger painting?”

Pizza on a bagel 🙌

The only thing that can unite our nation is another Nationwide dead kid ad

I am not one to talk about balding guys with middle parts

After he specifically told them not to?!

For my kid it was the Cars movies 😭

Sloppy Steaks at Topanga’s was right there

Dentist: “Here’s a toothbrush that will last a month, some toothpaste that will last a few days, some mouthwash that will last a day, and a lifetime supply of floss”

Let’s check in on MLB Hall of Famer Chipper Jones, folks

I want to see Vrabel win. But I also want Robert Kraft to have a heart attack after watching his team lose. 🤷‍♂️

Hell yeah

Oh now you’re an Angels apologist

Let me just interject and say that he could’ve just pointed out that an Indiana-Atlanta WNBA match up would be a Fever-Dream

Who the fuck cares about replying to Bluesky accounts right now…Wake the fuck up and take to the streets idiot…

I beg these people to please have a conversation with ONE human outside of their socioeconomic bubble

Wrong kind of troops running an nfl team

Didn’t know Emanuel Clase played for the Rams but ok

I’d personally keep defending until the play was done. But hey, what do I know? I don’t get paid a million bucks to defend the end zone.

Let me rephrase that because you’re correct:

Every MLB team could have signed him

Literally every team could’ve signed him. I dunno why they’re mad at you and not their team’s owner 🤷‍♂️

Also a Matt Stafford appreciation account. Annoying who doesn’t like Matt Stafford…

This is a Josh Charles appreciation account. Anyone who doesn’t like Josh Charles, unfollow me now.

dachshunds got their name when someone started to say dog and sneezed

Your cousin’s head will literally explode when he finds out Venezuela is an OPEC member. Or not.

Is this already an Internet law:

“No matter how extremely sarcastic someone is, there will always be at least one person who takes an obvious joke seriously”

?

You inspired me to floss

I coulda sworn dude died years ago

Republicans do pull-ups like Bluths do chicken impressions