Don’t you mean Colombia House and those sweet $1 CDs?

Driving? Absolutely not. But you underestimate my ADHD if you think I can’t read while doing those other tasks

I bet he thinks the Babylon Bee is funny. We're doomed

Ew

It would be amazing if RiffTrax could riff this live at the Cosmos Theatre in Merrill, WI, where the original debuted

Gabby Giffords
Donald Trump
Minnesota House Speaker Melissa Hortman
Charlie Kirk
And other politicians and political figures ... in recent years.

Shot. Only in America.

Oh, and another school shooting today.

WI legislators had to do this in 2011. Glad IL is stepping up again

Are we really surprised? This all was just a matter of time and this administration’s complete incompetence

A pew-pew pugilist

Planes, Trains and Automobiles around Thanksgiving, and Meatballs around Memorial Day, and Animal House after the school year starts. Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory around Easter.

"Foxsplaining"

This is just magnificent. Absolutely perfect.

@thedailyshow.com

It’s all Rocko’s fault

It me

Both smarmy

They look like Dundies

Hmmmm. Didn’t work in Wisconsin. Not sure that blind followers of Muskie are any better than blind followers of the Mango Mussolini

It is obscene to give tax breaks to the top 1% by throwing more than 16 million people off health care, cutting nutrition for hungry kids and making it harder for working class young people to go to college.

That is exactly what Trump's budget reconciliation bill does.

Duckworth to Hegseth: "You are blowing through money like my fellow cadets and I did in our first liberty after basic camp. Luckily I didn't end up with a questionable tattoo ... you're just an unqualified yes man who can't tell the president how to keep Americans safe."

Animal Lovers Heartbroken After It's Revealed Hortman Family's Beloved Dog Was Also Killed In Attack Rest in peace, Gilbert. 💔

Rest in peace, Gilbert. 💔

One of these things just doesn’t belong here. One of these things isn’t the same.

Lilacs are peaking now in Minneapolis and the smell coming in through the windows is intoxicating. Walking amongst them is even better. Find joy where you can.

Donald J. Trump @realDonald Trump REBUILD, AND OPEN ALCATRAZ! For too long, America has been plagued by vicious, violent, and repeat Criminal Offenders, the dregs of society, who will never contribute anything other than Misery and Suffering. When we were a more serious Nation, in times past, we did not hesitate to lock up the most dangerous criminals, and keep them far away from anyone they could harm. That's the way it's supposed to be. No longer will we tolerate these Serial Offenders who spread filth, bloodshed, and mayhem on our streets. That is why, today, I am directing the Bureau of Prisons, together with the Department of Justice, FBI, and Homeland Security, to reopen a substantially enlarged and rebuilt ALCATRAZ, to house America's most ruthless and violent Offenders. We will no longer be held hostage to criminals, thugs, and Judges that are afraid to do their job and allow us to remove criminals, who came into our Country illegally. The reopening of ALCATRAZ will serve as a symbol of Law, Order, and JUSTICE. We will, MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! 23 ReTruths 70 Likes 5/4/25, 3:55 PM

tfw you're the president and just finished watching "The Rock" (1996)

Trumpty-Dumpty is defunding PBS. What he calls "bias" some of us call "facts Trumpty-Dumpty doesn't like."

Graphic: As many as 69 million American women lack access to valid birth certificates

Are you a woman who changed your name when you got married?

Congress is considering a bill that could make it much harder for you to vote.

Call your rep—this is not a drill. indivisible.org/resource/cal...

I was really worried that he wouldn’t advance. Whew! /s

He basically is.

Every Republican who votes for this budget will be saying they're just fine with Trump's tariffs skyrocketing costs and tanking Americans' retirement plans—
 
Fine with Trump's plans to slash Medicare and Medicaid to fund billionaire tax breaks—
 
Fine with screwing you over.

He’s from Wisconsin. Wisconsin under Scott Walker as governor hated trains. Sean Duffy never updated since 2010.

On Wisconsin! By the people, for the people.