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it's on miro. it's literally on figma. you have to log into okta. it's in jira. it's on zoom. it's on pureref. it's on flow. it's on perforce. it's on slack. you can find it on slack. you can go to slack and find it. log onto slack right now. you can slack it. slack has it for you. it's on slack.

Only reason I still go to home depot is the employees don’t give a shit and leave the cages unlocked all the time so I can help myself to da power tools baby

shout out to men on the subway with ereaders. you may not get the attention men with physical books get for some reason but i appreciate that you're signaling to the world "moving apartments is a lot easier for me"

See, Hitler's primary mistake was not invading Germany when he opened up the Eastern front

Goddamn right

"The day NYC elects a Muslim Mayor will be the day I die."

--Dick Cheney probably

The Dems are a big tent coalition. Whether you're a communist who hates Republicans or a centrist who hates Republicans, you can be part of a united party.

midterm wipeout, massive stroke, incapacitated fourteen days, lame duck replacement

Zillow’s Florida page

the concept of watching your party shit itself violently and then trying to move forward with bombing caracas

There are two types of Americans: people who live here, and people who haven’t gotten here yet

Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’

Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’

Pro-tip: Horseradish infused vodka slaps

Hell yeah, thanks!

Tangential to your point but carpeted bathroom is insane.

Flower bouquet: $15
Her drink: $12
Iced coffees: $110

Someone who is good at the economy please help my sex life is dying

I know that mf infarcted as hell

I could see a campaign message of, "I know you hate Biden now, I'll do things differently" maybe performing better, but based on the excerpts I've seen from her book it sounds like Biden was actively threatening her if she put any daylight between them.

I genuinely believe that the next president should arrest Trump first thing. Simply make a national security determination - a thing which falls within the "core powers" of the presidency! - and dare Roberts to overturn his own ruling

ok the actual lesson is that everyone has to campaign in the nude. like the greeks of old

reading the Halligan exchange with Lawfare and it raises an important question: drunk or stupid?

u have to spontaneously do interesting things with ur life bc if u don't exhibit interesting enough behaviors the 5d aliens using this planet as an ant farm will fuck w/ u until u do

Tax Day Is Met With Tea Parties (Published 2009)

Here's a gift link to the New York Times' coverage of the initial Tea Party rallies in April 2009 which inspired the media to treat it like a massive movement.

Check out how tiny the crowds were:

Philly: 200
DC: "several hundred"
Boston: 500
Austin: 1,000
Houston: 2,000

the mechanism of action of ketamine therapy is actually that it tranquilizes your inner horse

The reason for this is that this class of people has internalized the idea of conservatives as the American Volk, an idea downstream of the senate and EC giving them more power than their numbers that has somehow become a quasi spiritual belief about the nature of the country

The Obama Hope poster, but it's a frog and it says "Hop"

I saw a tragically AI-generated version of this poster, so I have recreated a 100% human-made version for all your protest sign needs.

Lol

Very helpful!