𝗳𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱𝗹𝘆 𝗽𝗶𝗻𝗴!

gersh is now chegg

Elon musk: great movie

not sure who needs to hear this, but the hyperspecific medicine commercials you see on tv are personalized based on the vague symptoms you've been googling

told my wife the reason i drove past an open street parking spot is that it looked a little woke

Luke and Owen Wilson should have to share a Wikipedia page

his tweets just never stop being funny. such a rich text. "Congresswoman" in quotes right out of the gate. "An otherwise normal life to lead". "(Record Setting!)"

Become a subsistence farmer! It's easy!

becoming a 40 year old man who says "chat is this true" all the time

hm I wonder if Manhattan crosstown buses have markedly different ridership characteristics than other buses... hmmmmm

saw a post saying "autocorrect didn't always exist" but uh 2018 wasn't that in long ago

cohernant image

oh you think cuomo lost? did you check the tomb on the third day

DO NOT REPEAT THIS INSIGHT

(waking up in the morning) oh shit, the border! it feels porous!

asking Google AI what car Ms Rachel drives, it says she drives a Kia Optima thanks to a Facebook post from the dealership

some random lady named Rachel buying a Kia Optima

great moments in ai lol

At least we didn’t do anything too extreme like ask for the end of the hostile military occupation of US cities and it got us so much, like the end of hemp derived THC products.

they have to show up, but they mostly just call in sick or gradually resign.

Americans will do anything but live in an apartment

it's true -- it's under 2% per month!

cmon now

Sep 30: USDA issues guidance saying they can use contingency fund
Oct 10: USDA tells states to prepare for lapse
Oct 23: USDA deletes Sep 30 guidance
Oct 24: USDA says it can’t use contingency fund
Oct 31: Courts tell USDA to release funds
Nov 1: no funds go out
Nov 4: Trump says he’ll defy courts

Hmm... noticing an awful lot of dubious engagement from typing the words "Cuomo musk trump" in a tweet...

NEW: Footage of a US citizen in Chicago being rammed then dragged from her car on her way to work.

Abducted, with no warrant, her family couldn’t find her for hours.

She was later released with NO CHARGE.

A DHS statement said she “violently resisted arrest, injuring two officers”.

You decide…

@nytpitchbot
Andrew Cuomo is the independent candidate for mayor. So why does he have endorsements from leading Democrats like Elon Musk and Donald Trump?

Dayanne Figueroa was on her way to get coffee before heading to work when she encountered a chaotic scene in West Town: heavily armed, masked federal agents making arrests on a residential street. People yelled as vehicles honked their horn — a sign now used to alert neighbors that immigration federal agents are in the area — and witnesses said federal agents had arrested several landscaper workers presumed to be in the country without authorization. As Figuero tried to drive through the 1600 block of West Hubbard Street on Friday, Oct. 10, an unmarked vehicle driven by federal agents collided with Figueroa’s as it tried to speed away from a hostile crowd, multiple videos reviewed by the Tribune show. Seconds after the crash, agents abruptly stopped their vehicle and exited with weapons in hand pointing at Figueroa, a U.S citizen. Agents then forcibly opened her door and pulled her out of the vehicle by her legs without identifying themselves, presenting a warrant or informing her that she was under arrest. As bystanders yelled, “You hit her! We have it on video!” agents ignored the crowd and forced Figueroa into a red minivan and drove away. Her car was left behind in the middle of the road, her coffee still in the cup holder, and her keys in plain view.

In Chicago, a woman was driving to get coffee when a DHS vehicle fleeing an angry crowd crashed into her car. Armed agents jumped out of the vehicle, yanked her door open, pulled her by the legs out of her car at gunpoint, held her incommunicado for hours, then released her with no charges.

Wash post on Mamdani: The young politician wa born into a life of wealth and privilege, and from tht perch he adopted a worldview centered around destroying the economic system that made his adopted country thrive.

Another abominable editorial from the Wash Post

Who's excited to be sanctioned

the LAPD has declared bedtime

do you think there's a guy on North Korea Twitter who's always posting a played out "what are we a bunch of AMERICANS?!" tweet