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Can you die from your kids showing you too many unfunny YouTube videos? It feels like you can die from it.

Getting bored with the aptness of this meme

Bring it on

I feel like eye exams might put too much confidence in my ability to tell when I can see better/worse.

The 8yo just started singing the first verse of What's Going On by Four Non Blondes out of nowhere....I have no idea what's going on tbh.

Two way tie

"Fart butted, check it and see"

It should be legal to beat up billionaires...think about how it would help the nation's spirits.

It's officially "fake Christmas fireplace" season.

There's no way this wasn't written by AI

Watching the Littlest Hobo and in the pilot episode they parachute the dog solo out of an airplane to deliver medication to a poisoned toddler...they really went hard out of the gate.

a man in a suit and tie says i don t think about you at all ALT: a man in a suit and tie says i don t think about you at all

Americans re. Canadian football.

Macarons are the most overrated food item in history.

Just like how duct cleaning companies are always contacting me warning of dangerous chemicals in my ducts.

Whoever came up with the term "tactical hoodie" needs to take a real hard look at their life.

Can't seem to get used to my new glasses...it's not that the prescription is wrong, I just think my brain refuses to believe that we've ended up here.

Cheese and cream helps everything.

I feel like with all the crazy technology these days, we don't take enough time to appreciate that a simple needle in a groove of vinyl can reproduce every sound in the human hearing range.

This is how a toddler plays with toy tools

Godspeed....you black Emperor.

To the NYT somehow Gaetz's career is the victim in this story.

Guys, I just can't with the baggy jeans again.

Really Dennis Reynolds gives from that hair

Fame should be symmetrical...if 1 million people know a certain celebrity, that celebrity should be forced to learn the names of 1 million people.

It was their big breakthrough in Canada. There are definitely people my age in Canada that still don't know it's a cover.

Not only that but I, a Canadian, learned this on an episode of Expedition Unknown.

If I don't touch his head every time he walks by, how will he know I care?

Those of us who already believed this don't need proof. Those who didn't will convince themselves this is fake. Needle doesn't move.

Obviously James Bond is AI now. Easy peasy