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Leftists stop moving the goal posts challenge. First its genocide is a bridge too far, and now you can’t have a totenkopf tatted on your chest. Literally show me one person who doesn’t break one or both of those.

22.10.2025 01:40 β€” πŸ‘ 343    πŸ” 29    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0

you can't compare protest movements from the past to protest movements today. they were protesting with farmers and milk men back then. today's soros funded black bloc antifa protesters can afford to train year round and not just during the regular season

17.10.2025 15:41 β€” πŸ‘ 920    πŸ” 68    πŸ’¬ 41    πŸ“Œ 7

Zohran Mamdani is a trained performer who has an extremely disciplined and laser-focused ability to recite on-message talking points in response to any question, and yet voters overwhelming praise him as being especially "authentic" compared to other politicians. There's a lesson here!

17.10.2025 05:25 β€” πŸ‘ 5036    πŸ” 456    πŸ’¬ 250    πŸ“Œ 158

Dell Buds have Treble Boost (tm) technology to emphasise the thin, nasal voices of your coworkers during meaningless Zoom meetings. If you try to play music on them they release a potent neurotoxin.

17.10.2025 13:03 β€” πŸ‘ 871    πŸ” 97    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1
A box overlaid on a map showing southern England, with London prominently marked. The box features bold black text reading:

"NO TYRANTS
INDIVISIBLE
LONDON UK"

Below this heading, the event details are listed:

Date: Sat, Oct 18

Time: 1:00 PM – 3:00 PM EDT

Location: US EMBASSY LONDON (UK)

The time and date information is accompanied by red calendar and map pin icons. At the bottom of the flyer is a large red button labeled β€œRSVP” in white text.

A box overlaid on a map showing southern England, with London prominently marked. The box features bold black text reading: "NO TYRANTS INDIVISIBLE LONDON UK" Below this heading, the event details are listed: Date: Sat, Oct 18 Time: 1:00 PM – 3:00 PM EDT Location: US EMBASSY LONDON (UK) The time and date information is accompanied by red calendar and map pin icons. At the bottom of the flyer is a large red button labeled β€œRSVP” in white text.

Lol that the London No Kings event is called No Tyrants because…you know…

www.nokings.org#map

16.10.2025 19:32 β€” πŸ‘ 12171    πŸ” 2113    πŸ’¬ 66    πŸ“Œ 242
Homer crawling through the Supplicant door

Homer crawling through the Supplicant door

SO, COME CRAWLING BACK, EH?

SO, COME CRAWLING BACK, EH?

A bunch of nerds waving happily

A bunch of nerds waving happily

People logging back into Bluesky for the first time in a year

16.10.2025 02:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1958    πŸ” 194    πŸ’¬ 26    πŸ“Œ 3
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ratlimit is a greatest of all time poster

16.10.2025 02:41 β€” πŸ‘ 7121    πŸ” 698    πŸ’¬ 38    πŸ“Œ 12

I know the whole β€œevery accusation is a confession” thing but it’s pretty clear this is the most elitist government that’s existed in decades. It’s just 12 billionaires in a group chat sharing banned Reddit memes

15.10.2025 14:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2455    πŸ” 384    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 4

pokemon: heres a sort of sexual ballerina monster. heres a rabbit someone might want to fuck

digimon: this monster is a female member of the human race with her tits out. you can see the shape of her pussy under her leather pants

16.10.2025 00:04 β€” πŸ‘ 829    πŸ” 101    πŸ’¬ 25    πŸ“Œ 7
Vegeta hovering saying to Gohan next to him "so, now what are we supposed to do, Einstein?"

Vegeta hovering saying to Gohan next to him "so, now what are we supposed to do, Einstein?"

Oppenheimer (2023)

16.10.2025 01:17 β€” πŸ‘ 50    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2

Gubernatorial- (adjective) of or relating to goobers

16.10.2025 00:59 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
Rep. Malcolm Kenyatta & @malcolmkenyatta
X.com
ICE is literally tear gassing local police.
8:45 PM β€’ 10/14/25 β€’ 1.1M Views

pic of a cop hunched over outside of a building using (probably leaded) hosewater to flush his eyes after getting tear gassed

Rep. Malcolm Kenyatta & @malcolmkenyatta X.com ICE is literally tear gassing local police. 8:45 PM β€’ 10/14/25 β€’ 1.1M Views pic of a cop hunched over outside of a building using (probably leaded) hosewater to flush his eyes after getting tear gassed

*ahem* [deep inhale]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

15.10.2025 22:15 β€” πŸ‘ 781    πŸ” 97    πŸ’¬ 30    πŸ“Œ 32

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13.11.2024 23:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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