Dear tumbler makers of the world: please make your oz volume legible on the bottom
Signed, a person who needs to replace the lid
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Dear tumbler makers of the world: please make your oz volume legible on the bottom
Signed, a person who needs to replace the lid
Happy and smiling fawn chug sitting in the front seat. His name was Sangrito Puppito Burrito
I used to say that frequently to my boy. I would just look at him and shake my head and say โyou used to be a wolfโ (This is Sangrito Puppito Burrito when he was a young man)
14.10.2025 16:02 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0You can't logic your way out of being burnt out. Unless you're me. Who should be able to do it and it's a personal failing that I can't
13.10.2025 21:39 โ ๐ 7305 ๐ 2447 ๐ฌ 52 ๐ 60Screenshot from Columbo. He his talking to his dog, which is sitting is the drivers seat of a car. โOkay, Iโm gonna put you in charge. You take care of the car. Youโre a responsible dog. When I get back, if the carโs okay, Iโll give you another cookie.โ
โIf the carโs gone,โ
โIโll give you another cookie anywayโ
โbecause I love you.โ
Happy Columboโs Day
13.10.2025 11:28 โ ๐ 7648 ๐ 2594 ๐ฌ 32 ๐ 55There is a mother and daughter chihuahua pair that was found in the desert that popped up on my feed on FB and it ruined my life. We still have four dogs but I miss Grito so much I wish I could go get some old chihuahua from the pound so bad.
13.10.2025 04:37 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I have officially reached the point in my mourning where I have to remind myself that I promised Ian I wouldnโt make him get another dog
13.10.2025 04:15 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1Tried to give my child some culture ๐ค by watching High School Musical with her (which Iโve only seen once but because I worked at Limited Too in the 2000s I know all the words to the songs)
13.10.2025 02:24 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Oversized chair from Costco
Oversized chair from Costco
What about something like this?
13.10.2025 00:34 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Okay so 90% of the reason why Iโve pretty much stopped wearing makeup is because I hate taking it off
12.10.2025 06:33 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Me, talking about purebred dogs: whatโs their degree of consanguinity?
12.10.2025 06:26 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Excited to announce that at 35 I have figured out how to do a smokey eye
12.10.2025 06:19 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Fawn chihuahua laying with his head on a rainbow dog toy looking up and slightly to the right of the camera. His name was Sangrito Puppito Burrito
That face reminds me of my sweet old man I lost this summer, give them extra cuddles and sneak some food for me
11.10.2025 16:17 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Watched my friendโs 11 month old last night and woo boy this ainโt the back I was doing this with 6 years ago
11.10.2025 16:03 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0My cousin worked in medical record transcribing and just got laid off to get replaced by AI so thatโs exciting
11.10.2025 08:35 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 03x WNBA Champion x Finals MVP, A'ja Wilson ๐
@lvaces.bsky.social | #WNBAChamps
In an update that is surprising to no one, that whole 3% of Jewish that was in my dna report has been identified as Sephardic. My Spanish ancestors were wilding.
11.10.2025 06:01 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Literally the only appropriate response
10.10.2025 16:12 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I love when the dog who is laying on my feet gets huffy because Iโm being too fidgety
10.10.2025 06:21 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Also weโre going to the renaissance faire this weekend and I donโt want people thinking that heโs grubby looking
09.10.2025 06:02 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Iโve been lowkey worried that Heimdall is getting fat (which is bad for both health and showing reasons, those bones donโt need extra weight) but it turns out I just desperately needed to strip his coat and he was unironically just fluffy
09.10.2025 06:01 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Update: not at my momโs casino BUT at one of the sister casinos, Iโd recognize that ugly brown and orange carpet anywhere
09.10.2025 01:02 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Oh my god this looks just like the casino my mom works at. Now I have to find out if it was.
09.10.2025 00:58 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1Iโm watching a garage kit paint of Princess Serenity figure from 1997 and it has a fucking labia. Like. Why. Why does the paintable figuring of a childโs cartoon character have a labia. (I know why Iโm just mad)
08.10.2025 05:58 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Maeve and I agree that Mer-Mystery is one of the best episodes of She-Ra and I would love if Vella Lovell got her own musical crime procedural
07.10.2025 02:53 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I went in the backyard to hose something off and judging by the howling that accompanied it, one of my neighbors has recently gotten a husky- which is fine with me, any distraction from my dogs works for me. But I canโt wait to see if Heimdall will howl back.
07.10.2025 02:50 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Well pickles are pretty aerodynamic right?
06.10.2025 17:23 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Follow up, what is the ear to pickle width ratio
06.10.2025 17:22 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0It is important to point out that this is not a perspective thing, he really is that big compared to me
06.10.2025 16:01 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Wheaton (cream) Irish Wolfhound named Heimdall getting comfortable on top of a woman (me). Iโm sitting in the back, wearing a green plaid shirt and holding a large orange cup. There is a brown cocker spaniel named Freyja sitting on the back of the couch. There is a blue pit sitting on the couch next to me looking out the window.
Wheaton (cream) Irish Wolfhound named Heimdall getting comfortable on top of a woman (me). Iโm sitting in the back, wearing a green plaid shirt and holding a large orange cup. There is a brown cocker spaniel named Freyja sitting on the back of the couch. There is a blue pit sitting on the couch next to me looking out the window.
Wheaton (cream) Irish Wolfhound named Heimdall stretched out on top of a woman (me). Iโm sitting in the back, wearing a green plaid shirt and holding a large orange cup. There is a brown cocker spaniel named Freyja sitting on the back of the couch. There is a blue pit sitting on the couch next to me looking out the window.
When Mommy is sick
06.10.2025 15:59 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Now that youโve pointed it out I absolutely see it, especially all the posh ones
06.10.2025 15:40 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0