kiki

how do I go viral on this app?

Shrek’s real name is Shrok but it was taken on equity

Is this place popping

Forgot about this app

Helo

it’s a nasty business full of egos trying to consume other egos and non existent boundaries and social ladders. far too complex. better to be creative in the dark than sterile in the light

especially people who want to be famous for being famous and not like. A talent

I don’t get people that want to be famous

they should let you take drugs on the sims

in the monkey movie do they talk about how Robbie Williams stole a song about a dead baby

How do they get the seeds out

i want to be the person who picks all of the seeds out of seedless grapes

wisdom is kind of sad, like this raspberry jam is so beautiful i would fingerpaint with it on the walls but wisdom says that ends in a mental hospitalization AND ants

Ladies if he:

-doesn’t follow u back
-never watches ur insta story
-is the reason u can’t eat cheeseburgers
-has a spiral shape
-gives u a funny feeling in your stomach

he’s not your man he’s the gastric ulcer-inducing bacterium Helicobacter pylori

when I go to the shops I am looking for concepts, not items

It was actually quite different but similar . Good day

a watermelon vape and this 💯💯💯💯

can’t wait to get up and live a similar yet slightly different day tomorrow

what r we doin

I thinks I’ve said “Conker’s such a silly elf isn’t he” about 600 times

camus was such a troll

Good stuff

glinda bad elphaba good

TO BE CONTINUED????? TO BE CONTINUED???????!!! WICKED

How does Glinda get away with never wearing a school uniform

What the fuck is this movie trailer one just seen about a monkey joining Take That

Watching Baby Reindeer. Tim goes “she’s a bit like you, isn’t she?” to me. Unbelievable scenes tonight

renewable energy idea:

anger-powered batteries

*opens eyes* is it time for scrolling?