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Just because someone got shot at doesn’t make them less of a piece of shit.

Trust me, I know plenty of assholes who’ve been shot at who are still assholes nearly two decades later.

Action Bronson cameo on HotD when?

Action Bronson on “The Bear” when?

Or maybe he’s just trying to wave this car home. He very much has the posture of a 3rd base coach.

A Good Samaritan has jumped in to hold traffic for this clown car. He’s emphatically waving the car out with his whole arm. I feel like I’m watching the dream of Sam Adams come to life in 2024.

That said, I do have a great view of the Boston streets. I’m currently watching some idiot trying to back out into traffic with a NH vanity plate. Hey T$L4 I bet you feel like a fucking idiot.

Nothing is more annoying than trying to eat an overpriced breakfast at a Hilton-owned Starbucks while they blast (what I think is) Frank Sinatra deep cuts out of a speaker directly over your head.

Also, the particular company that inspired this post NEVER has items in stock, in my size. I actually really love their stuff but how dare you send an email like that when you’re the one all fucked up. This is what dating toxic people is like.

Online retailers that send out passive-aggressive emails to get me to buy from them again go into the “I will never give you a single red cent” pile.

What business thinks I’m going to drop everything and spend $80+ b/c you tried to manipulate my emotions??

Elon Musk overpays for his weed. Prove me wrong.

I often think back to the trans-Atlantic flight I was on, where one of the main cabin restrooms was out of order and there was a line to use the other one, at least 12 people deep.

And watching as a reasonably attractive young woman sheepishly exited, the camera on her phone still open. 😒

Trump received $50M from a “mystery donor” and somehow this is perfectly legal- not only that -no major news outlet is covering it.

The man owes 3/4 of a billion dollars in fines for sexually assaulting and defaming someone, is running for POTUS, and can just take a $50M “donation?” Wild.

*me looking for a well known gif to drop in the gc using obvious, simplified search instructions*

The app’s AI*: lol here’s 100 gifs not even remotely related to what you’re searching for, lmaoooooooo

Nazis used to have to flee the hemisphere

Getting death threats from aggrieved gamblers, MLB players starting to fear for their safety Major leaguers are getting concerned for their safety from gamblers since MLB and gambling companies have joined forces.

legalizing sports betting was such a profound societal failure.

Mandatory service for citizenship in Trump’s America™️ in 3, 2…

And where do you think they learned it from?

many people are saying bluesky has "the juice"

That’s the Pho King to you.

Real shit, a guy I shot with yesterday asked me to take a vid of him shooting the stage. I took it in cinematic mode and he thought I invented sliced bread really.

I guess you could say I’m a content creator now

United States military inadvertently making thirst traps to indie music to bolster recruiting only to recruit exclusively women, leaving everyone in a conundrum.

Yo, I’m open to offers 👀

I’ve decided to open up an Indian restaurant and call it “Naan of your Business” and it’s also a notary.

I really hate that the venn diagram of UFC fans and Trump voters is basically one circle.

Also, Dana White and Donald Trump abuse their spouses. So there’s that.

AI is worthless unless they can train it to filter out photos of people you’re no longer dating. It can’t be hard, “hey, you haven’t taken a picture of this person in 6 months so we’re going to stop bringing them up in your ‘remember this?’ thing.”

A blank iPhone screen where there should be options to add family members

Anyone else having difficulty adding family members to their Spotify Premium Family accounts? I keep getting a blank screen on the “add members” screen.

Famous corpo cop Eric Adams…

It’s all Ed Sheeran and Ed Sheeran sound-a-likes, btw.

Being pitched a “Delta curated” spotify playlist by an AI is the most corpo shit ever.

Male privilege is getting up from the bar to piss and leaving your drink unattended.