Lillian Rubbish

Yeah when made out of radishes. made out of metal you're gonna have a bad time eating the doozer construction!

I have a spot on the inside of my nostril. It's extremely painful and I also have a cold so am constantly having to blow my nose which hurts the spot. Noone has ever suffered as I have.

Just don't try to eat one of their delicious doozer sticks!

In my head H R Giger, Brother Theodore and Klaus Kinski the same person playing several characters Andy Kaufman style.

worked out how to say hello to strangers in rdr2 when on horseback so now I ride around shouting "howdy mister!" to everyone I see. I am most pleased. But now the fact that I can't say thank you to shop keepers is killing me inside.

I've had hiccups for over half an hour now. Slowly losing my mind.

From this week’s Beano.

Just got back from a counter-protest at an anti-migrant protest in Norwich. There was a rare, beautiful moment when the anti-migrant protesters started singing “Keir Starmer’s a wanker”, and the counter-protesters joined in with full voice.

Our glorious PM has finally united the people.

Just remembered that around 15 years ago I was trying to flirt with a guy and for some reason thought it was a good idea to say "it's my party and I'll be fly if I want to" and now I have cringed myself inside out.

Do you reckon Kurt Cobain saw the Nirvana sanitary towel ad parody on The Day Today before he died? #askingthetoughquestions

One of the best headlines

Absolute Beginners.

Moments before the Rapture, throw a sheet over yourself in a public place. When you vanish, bystanders will applaud your "street magic". #TopTips

I'm playing Red Dead Redemption 2 which is very fun but I find it infuriating that there seems to be no way to reply to strangers greeting me as they ride past. I want to be a polite wild west outlaw!

a man in a blue robe is standing next to a robot with a sign that says bbc Alt: The scene: The ToTP studio in 1978. Dry Ice flows across the stage. In the centre stands Dee D Jackson, resplendent in a metallic blue and silver jumpsuit and cape combo. As she holds a power pose the world's best robot (a man in a loose silver jumpsuit with a box around his torso and a weird round helmet with a wobbly antenna) awkwardly walks to the centre. Then they dance together and it is pure poetry in motion.

My current project is learning to customise dolls so I can finally have an Automatic Lover playset. #seemefeelmehearmelovemetouchme #IAMYOURAUTOMATICLOVER

I don't think Night breed is a very good film (with the exception of David Cronenberg's surprisingly great acting) but for some reason my brain forgets this and tries to convince me to go watch Nightbreed again.

a man in a leather jacket is kneeling in the woods Alt: Taekwondo king YK Kim striking a pose while crouching in a river

Should I finally watch a supposed cinematic masterpiece like Citizen Kane...nah. Time to watch Miami Connection for the 100th time.

Matt's gone to "Goodwood Revival" which he claimed was a classic car show/race type thing but now he's sending me photos and ai have absolutely no idea what is going on.

Being a Dario Argento fan is difficult when you have a phobia of maggots.

I have now heard the Gorillaz and Sparks song and it is very good. Up there with Flimsy Steve.

I put up with a lot of nonsense in life but I will not stand idly by while my boyfriend claims that the original Townshend sung Acid Queen is superior to the Tina Turner version.

Pecker-- "It will be a triumph of pain."

I was super tired last night and had this bizarre dream where Felix cat food released an advert where Robbie Williams sung a new song about how awesome cats are and was Felix's friend. But it turns out it wasn't a dream, inexplicably it's real and I just thought it was a dream

a group of men wearing clunky display headsets, belt-mounted computers, fanny packs, and in one case, a baseball cap with a two-foot-long antenna

the technology's aesthetic was perfected by the MIT wearable computing group in the 1990s and it has only gone downhill since

Genuinely thought Daniel Craig was Jonathan Ross for a second

Hey new followers! Here's a timelapse of some bread dough rising I once made. Enjoy!

I've been feeling more stressed and overwhelmed by life than usual and unfortunately the only way I can see do cure it is by buying Monster High dolls

I totally would but I never manage to make it to live streams on time so will always tediously be a week or so behind.

I knew they were different people but I consistently get them mixed up. Particularly forgetting one of their names or thinking Jeff Bridges was in The Thing etc