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*imperious, not impervious

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If you honestly believe in the efficacy of electoral politics, why would you be whipping votes this far in advance for no one in particular? Shouldn't this be the "safest" time to influence the party to adopt your interests into their platform? Why demand blind loyalty and offer nothing?

When this argument gets recycled right before an election, I think it's annoying and wrong, but I at least get the logic. When this argument is made 3 years before a presidential election, about a hypothetical candidate's hypothetical platform, it is just cynical partisan propaganda.

What a sentence.

If you're concerned about OpSec in that regard, you probably should just avoid discussing politics on social media.

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Subway Takes special guest: Larry David (runtime 1,742 hours)

a woman adjusting her glasses in front of a painting ALT: a woman adjusting her glasses in front of a painting

Danny DeVito: Did you finish filming that scene where you're a second grade teacher adjusting your reading glasses to look at a calculator?

Jennifer Honey: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.

Danny DeVito: what

Jennifer Honey:

"Why do you quote jokes instead of reposting?" I want to steal the attention.

wym it's Ms. Honey

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a woman adjusting her glasses in front of a painting ALT: a woman adjusting her glasses in front of a painting

Danny DeVito: Did you finish filming that scene where you're a second grade teacher adjusting your reading glasses to look at a calculator?

Jennifer Honey: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.

Danny DeVito: what

Jennifer Honey:

This is like "We Didn't Start the Fire" if Billy Joel had a great jawline and a negative IQ.

You should design t shirts for dudes in Magic tournaments

This looks like a discarded music video draft for a Five Finger Death Punch acoustic set

Chat is it bad when CBP recruitment ads look like southern gothic horror montages?

There should be an anti-Pulitzer for journalistic malpractice and the ceremony should be held in the Hague.

@npr.org @stphnfwlr.com this shit sucks.

Recommending this to everyone except fans of Thomas the Tank Engine.

this woman was a great womensa fan but none of her friends wanted to listen to it with her, so she killed herself. share the upcoming episode of womensa with five of your friends or her ghost will take you with her at 3 am

No no that's actually good for my brand. Feel free to tag me even.

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Waow

Ok!

Is this real

Joseph Robinette Biden

Setting aside the heinous callousness and cruelty of "Turn [country] into a parking lot," it's interesting that foreign policy hawks, even in their most violent fantasies, are framing their threats in terms of vehicular infrastructure.