pants labyrinth

pickled sport peppers are pretty good except for the real sickly-looking ones, which you can end up with a lot of in your jar

He is now wearing a Dump Here 62 shirt.

Biblically Accurate Remaining Schedule

The media continue to present this woman as a child because at 22-years old she presents a degree of moral clarity, rhetorical potency and profound understanding of the connection between one's politics and one's actions that her detractors, many more than twice her age, not ony lack, but defile.

this kind of "opposition" is ngmi

seen a lot of ponderous discourse about the transitive properties of invented epithets but the real issue is that all of them sound like they were swiped from Bicentennial Man or something

Wal-Mart guy. Do Not Engage

"at least they'll know how to wipe, Skidmark"

u got aura; he got aurnaura

democrats are so pathologically determined to prove that they hold the concerns of fascists in good faith and i think the reason this moment feels so exhausting is that we can’t even reach first principles on “the state shouldn’t be able to grab anyone and unperson them, citizen or otherwise”

really love this from the new york times story about the superintendent ice is detaining in iowa. *the aristocrats voice* the democrats! www.nytimes.com/2025/09/29/u...

the dead-eyed Baby Gronk Tiktok guy

even at age 12 I felt alienated at a molecular level every time I walked into a Walmart. it was, and is, a fundamentally hostile domain

crowding the President, the Secretary of Defense/War, and every high-ranking official in the military into a single room together: what could possibly go wrong

weird shift in the NFL i'm noticing is that lots of QBs are winning games while barely cracking 200 passing yards

all of them named Evan

it would be pretty funny if the Rapture was, like, seven minutes late. test patterns and drunken angel cameraman beamed across the sky

i guess madlib's gotta make some money after watching his house burn to the ground

oh my god lol

I should add that both are exceedingly secular as well—I am just confused as to where this cultural tendency has emerged

my partner's parents were both brought up Catholic but are quite possibly the most spiritually WASPy people I know. what could it mean

he is attributing what happened in the 1990s to the 1980s lol

Chris Christie smarmily looking at the camera as he says "Donald DUCK"

just goin to town on my innards with a rusty scalpel like it's prime rib sunday

gimme the ol "Jimmy Garfield"

I hope people understand that the anomaly here aren’t the conditions—the conditions are very typical—the anomaly is that they put a number of documented workers from a high-income country in those conditions. This is how people are treated in custody routinely

Root beer is great; spruce beer is abominable

the unique strain of charismatic evangelical protestant christianity will be looked back on as one of the worst heretical movements of all time due not only to its reintroduction of many previously resolved heresies but also how much sin idolatry and death it gleefully introduced into the world

BLITZER: Now we’re getting reports that one of the bullet casings was engraved with a message saying that if you are reading the casing, you are gay. We must warn our viewers we’re about to show the photo and don’t know at this time whether the engraving is what makes you gay or if it just tells you

Oblivion guard with speech bubble over his head