Cam

Bill Clinton has the opportunity to do the funniest thing in history

This but, somehow, 100% unironically

The way Mamiko thought Shohei was going to kiss her but instead kissed Decoy lmao

Craig Calcaterra reports in his newsletter that the Tampa Rays have cut Bob Seymour.

There is thus nobody in MLB just named "Bob " anymore

Absolutely depended on that store when I worked over there, losing it would be a disaster

Nobody does it like Ed

Did we all collectively forget about Dutchposting

I saw the aurora in Portland tonight. I could see it through the clouds actually.

Joyce Carol Oates @Joyce... 17h O So curious that such a wealthy man never posts anything that indicates that he enjoys or is even aware of what virtually everyone appreciates— scenes from nature, pet dog or cat, praise for a movie, music, a book (but doubt that he reads); pride in a friend's or relative's accomplishment; condolences for someone who has died; pleasure in sports, acclaim for a favorite team; references to history. In fact he seems totally uneducated, uncultured. The poorest persons on Twitter may have access to more beauty & meaning in life than the "most wealthy person in the world."

Elon Musk ' @elonmusk X.com Oates is a liar and delights in being mean. Not a good human.

lol she got his ass and he knows it

A squirrel sitting on some paving stones

🚨 little guy alert 🚨

Idk how the state of Oregon manages to piss me off by sending me free money but boy do they

Severance (of car parking in Paris)

And he was right to do so

Back in my day we sat in front of the teevee for hours. And we were happy to do it! 👴🏼

Whoever named plums was right. Those things are plums.

The Klamath River salmon continue to be one of the most genuinely heartwarming and inspiring things in the world to me despite how fucked everything feels

I’m not crying you’re crying

Hateful. Disgusting. Unserious. If I see this in anyone’s fridge I’m stealing something from their house.

What problem does this frivolous product purport to solve??

I have one

sure clowns may make me laugh so hard all day with their big floppy shoes and outrageous wigs and colorful makeup, and yeah they dazzle children of all ages with amazing balloon animals and honk basically the funniest horns in the whole world, some of em even get out of a small car. forgot my point

B. Kliban drew one of the funniest comics I have ever seen before

Folks is Seattle the government cause they’re shutting Washington down tonight

He asked them to stop talking about it because it was scary and they respected his boundaries, it’s kind of nice if you think about it

And in that pause between pitch and contact - longer than logic, shorter than hope - we remembered why baseball existed long before we judged a sport's value by viral moments and betting apps. It is the romance of failure. The mortal beauty of trying and missing seven times out of 10 and still being considered great. It is the only sport where patience is a weapon, and panic the surest death. You cannot simply run out the clock in baseball; you must face it, pitch by terrifying pitch, until it finally releases you.

Did not expect one of the best paragraphs I’d read about baseball would come from an Irish newspaper

www.irishexaminer.com/sport-column...

Denethor from lotr covered in oil

Every Canadian I see on here is posting like Denethor during the siege of Minas Tirith

First and goal on the one yard line with Marshawn Lynch ass moment

Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

WHATS UP GEORGE SPRINGER. WHATS UP CANADA