RIP Texas A&M

Hey so “underage girls” are…children. The word you’re looking for is children. They’re not like, women-in-waiting or women-lite or whatever. They’re children. I think some of you are very uncomfortable with what that means for you but it is still true.

I made broccoli, cauliflower, & cabbage soup & like … just how much am I planning to fart today?

Capitalism is when innovation*.

*Making superficial adjustments which enables the discontinuation of the previous model so that the product is; less repairable, made of cheaper materials, more prone to failure, and ultimately quicker to replacement.

Everything in this world is pretty much doodoo caca except videos of little kids getting a puppy & crying with happiness about it. That’s still pretty good.

Senate Democrats are like “with your donation of $25 or more, we will help Donald Trump kill you”

👇👇

She sums up what I think of about pretty much all mega wealthy people: why are they SO MISERABLE. Endlessly chasing $4 more, never a moment of joy.

The average SNAP benefit per month is $177 a person.

The average ACA benefit per month is up to $550 a person.

People want us to hold the line for a reason. This is not a matter of appealing to a base. It’s about people’s lives.

And working people want leaders whose word means something to them.

"There's something wrong with me and I don't want to make it right." 😍

"who radicalized you"

Nothing radicalized me, I was born with basic empathy. The world decided that was radical.

nothing like the healing unity of the timeline when an evil person dies

The more emails I get from campus leaders that are very obviously written by generative AI, the further into despair I fall.

It's so funny how we all have a device with capabilities such as "Essentially Infinite Knowledge" and "More Art Than You can Ever Appreciate" but the people who make the device and its software only ever want us to use the "Brain Disintegrator 3000" and "Involuntary Mass Surveillance Node" functions

Don't care what people use SNAP on and never will, fuck you if you care

I completely understand the ennui experienced by the average person in our modern age but it's very funny to be like "This sucks I wish I was a farmer in the 1400s"

If poop were a sort of living bug that crawled out of your hole, toilet water would probably be scalding hot, so as to kill it quickly

Consistently getting communications from VPs (ie people making 2-3x my salary) that are very obviously from chatgpt is … a bit enraging. 6-figures and y’all can’t even write an email?!

I work on a college campus so I am ostensibly surrounded by only adults so tell me why I consistently encounter unflushed toilets. People have no home training. Even with an automatic flush YOU NEED TO MAKE SURE.

You don't have to judge Columbus by the standards of today. His tenure as governor of Hispaniola was so horrific that he was dragged back to Spain in chains to answer for his many crimes.

Plus he never set foot on any land that would ever be a part of the United States of America.

ib the S is silent 🚽🧻

"We're going to create superintelligence" How about making outlook search work first. How about that

THEY CLOSED PUBLIC POOLS RATHER THAN SWIM WITH BLACK PEOPLE

YOU ARE DEALING WITH THE SAME GROUP OF PEOPLE AS THE FOLKS WHO DID THIS

PLEASE WAKE THE FUCK UP