The CDC says it's okay to abandon society & go live in the mountains with a family of raccoons
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So we just work around people with Covid then? Sharing the cafeteria and coming to work with runny noses and take the elevator with people who are immunocompromised? I guess we don’t do public health anymore, just popular health?
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