[stone cold voice] i'll tell ya what... [what] i'm'bout to make a movie... [what] about the guy who signed eddie redmayne to play a killer... [what] i even got a name for it... [what] it's called DAY OF THE JACKASS
09.12.2024 04:32 — 👍 167 🔁 16 💬 8 📌 1
“You’re seriously doing this to me right now?! On Country Music’s biggest night?!”
20.11.2024 14:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
We used to call it Landfill.
12.11.2024 22:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
“NFL’s Worst Human Also NFL’s Worst Quarterback”
11.11.2024 00:39 — 👍 304 🔁 10 💬 15 📌 0
The entire campaign was Trump going "I am going to screw you over" and voters going "he doesn't mean it."
Meanwhile, Harris was saying, "I am going to help you" and they all went, "she doesn't mean it."
No fucking idea how you win elections or run a country like this.
08.11.2024 14:45 — 👍 2768 🔁 555 💬 75 📌 48
I’m really going to have zero tolerance for Trump-related comedy this go-around. He’s been normalized enough by the media, treat him like the fascist monster he is.
08.11.2024 15:20 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Johnny Guitar, Archbishop Harold Holmes, III
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