Some Brown Man 💁🏾‍♂️

What happened to BECSPK?

BooBooBooBooKittyKitty

With our luck he will just sloooooooowly circle the drain

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Sounds like a hoot

Yes - the woman you love naked under the covers with you

Us brown people have empty glasses

Where where?

I cannot comprehend combining fecal matter with sex.

I suppose the resale value is better at that age

How is it you have 21 year old children when you’re 29?

It’s not

If only there were a crowd

Gonzo and Rizzo

this is the greatest Christmas movie ever made and if you disagree you're wrong

A tray of cupcakes, pinks and tans. Each cupcake has its own variations of these colors. The main design on top if each one is an oyster and pearl that is also found on the female bottom front

I made cupcakes for the Bluesky bake sale

Some days I think a half-dead monkey could do my job.

Today I am convinced of this.

1. Why did I agree to work on the Friday after thanksgiving
2. Why did I agree to update the website
3. Why did I decide to update the website on the Friday after thanksgiving

You have beautiful chest-eyes, he said

You got the rizz. 6 7!

Just thinking I can’t believe it’s knot butter

Hearted this, did not reskeet

In the back seat with my son
His hand wrapped around my finger
My hand wrapped around his
He watches the world pass by in reverse
I watch him, my world
Is the city lights shining in his wide eyes
And this passing moment
Feeling his now tiny fingers
Holding mine tonight.

Buttery vaginas may require antibiotics

Seems unlikely, they are hard to forget

Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen.

R.E.M.
R.E.M.
R.E.M.
R.E.M.
R.E.M.

Those look like some moist cookies

So now you’re saying I’m not worthy of your bonus vaginas? And here I thought we were…whatever it is we are

What?! You saved the vagina cookies for your mom? What am I, some kind of vaginally-shaped ham?

Only when you bring it to my place?

Success! And no vagina in the cake.