Caroline Fichter

Hold the line until the credits are extended. If you cave for the promise of a vote at a later date, I will never vote for you again.

Love my congresswoman!

Caving on a deal that doesn’t fix health care is, and always has been, a giant betrayal of the American people.

Hold the line. Save health care. I’m a NO on anything that doesn’t extend ACA subsidies.

You’re look is awesome

I would to know if that last minute ENRAGING text re “how dare she need help with childcare” shifted the race. I’ve never had a political text light up the group car before.

My oldest routinely uses this argument for why he should be able to beat up his younger brother—it’s a beat down AND a valuable lesson.

I’m a franchisee attorney and I CANNOT wait to read this book!

Holiday ferries have special magic!

US-yes. Our stove takes forever to boil water so the kettle is a huge help.

My long nails mean I frequently type “Bet” instead of “Best” in my emails. I usually catch it but if I don’t it really changes the tone of my emails to opposing counsel.

I tell my dog we are going to visit “Auntie Prash” when we go to my friend’s coffee shop. I do not literally believe Prash is Pickle’s mom’s sister. There is no family resemblance.

It’s upsetting that with all her resources she was so lonely and unsupported that she turned to ChatGPT. Also breast-feeding is so damn hard and “you’re doing a great job” feels like weak pap when you’re drowning.

My parents forgot to tell me not to tell and when my friends said babies came from the cabbage patch I set them straight—-and was banned from hanging out with them for several weeks. First of many times. They used to offer to take me to Sunday school to help my single mom out…..,

Don’t do it! Xo your friendly neighborhood franchise attorney. And yes, I’m seeing an uptick in buy-a-job franchise investments and get one out of this agreement clients which are always leading signs of recession.

Yes! I sent my boys through the O.W.L. Program at our UU church when they were 5 and 6. My 6 year old was baffled and asked me to confirm if the things he was learning were true so we had the Sex Talk on the back of a city bus . I still talk about with them regularly now that they are teens.

I paid $3000 a month in childcare when my boys were in Kindergarten and pre-k. My husband I both have solid jobs but daycare used up most of my paycheck. Harrell’s text ENRAGED me.

Whenever I’ve got the evening to myself, I check Saeed’s timeline to figure out what to watch. I think I’m going to skip this one.

Wearing deep cut merch to the show! St. Elvis forever #mfmlive2025

And he fixed when he was 21 and broooke because that’s what you do when it’s an accident. He still has the tacky barbed wire arm band though….

So my 17 year old brother was super into motorcycle gangs and heavy metal and got a W-I era Iron Cross tattoo. Someone told him and now he has a compass tattoo over it. He tell the story as a caution to his nephews. Everyone screws up and once you know you fix it and do better.

My kid brother got a stupid tattoo at 19. Didn’t realize the symbolism. Guess what-he got a coverup at 21 when someone pointed it out. Keeping it is a choice.

Best part of being a wine mom is I already have embraced the cringe.

Winona ryder heathers cigarette

Mariners win

My mom died of this. Five weeks after her diagnosis.

I showed this to my husband when he woke up and that man is still giggling.

I showed my 14 year old the Baz Lerman Great Gatsby. He decided Daisy was a “baddie” who just “needed love” and he could fix her.

I took my boys to see a live show of Spooked! Not only did both teenagers willing spend the entire evening with me but we had a great time and got to meet the host!

To be fair, Portland’s always been weird.

The best thing about grad school is you get access to brilliant experts in the field!! I would do terrible, possibly illegal things to get to vibe and talk writing with Saeed. What a gift for your students.

Crying in you legal writing professor’s office was practically a requirement to graduate law school. My con law professor overrode my imposter syndrome and recommended me for a clerkship and my trial advocacy professor landed me my first law job. GO TO OFFICE HOURS!!!