Zach Pickens

Oh, and Trump

Some of your best work 🤝

Hitting sam1am with the Uno Reverse: "For free? Well that shows how much you value our brothers and sisters in the service industry"

Even if this was true (it's not), why would you ever say this outside of your skull?

Peekaboo Republicans-- they can't see it so it must not be real

Well, what was your clear, well-thought-out answer?

This is hard to take this early in the morning

John Yoo, welcome to the resistance

Me living by the sword: Swords rule
Me dying by the sword: Ugheueghhh

HBD to the legend

Ya, I def got drunk and walked through the WW2 memorial fountains at midnight. 1. I was the problem and 2. I was not in the least bit scared for my safety (see note about being drunk)

We can't have anything nice

Spendin that first round of funding money

need Montara in my life quick

Ooh yeah, had a fun tempo run in 80 degree, 95% humidity shit soup weather this morning

As with any thing called pizza, I would eat this. But this is a complete abomination.

I want a chicken leg

My son sings the falsetto "CITYYYY CITYYYY CITY LIIIIFE"

Baby Billy remix of this please

Just make sure you download a wide selection-- never know what freaky stuff future you will want to get into

Baby baskets full of Che t shirts and dogeared copies of Empire and Multitude

His own bid for mayor was comic gold

Yes

Imagine telling dril to do better

From the mouths of babes

Old guy's still got it

There is still hope.

Caught this 39 seconds after you posted it. Gonna come back in a few minutes while you cook

Marco Rubio looking like yesterday's mashed potatoes

Jiminy Cricket on this dude's shoulder screaming and hammering him with that tiny umbrella, just dying to be heard

Posting this on my literal, physical wall