Jeff Computers

Me on my first day as a pastor

12.07.2023 22:42 — 👍 10    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

Bruh I lost shotgun to a dog

08.07.2023 22:16 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

A news article that reads: “Nobody is telling the person who is trying to set up the lawn-service business that he does not have to pay his loan,” Roberts said, “even though his tax dollars are” subsidizing his classmate.

A screen cap of a PPP loan database citing a loan for Lawn Care of $20,833, of which $21,072 was forgiven

Come on, man

30.06.2023 14:54 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

A coding of Groundhog Day predictions that include “Long Winter,” “Early Spring,” “War clouds have blacked out part of the shadow,” “No appearance (event cancelled),” and “No record”

The listing of Punxsutawney Phil’s Groundhog Day predictions contains some unexpected entries

25.06.2023 17:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Dawn soap advertising really overestimates how often I’m cleaning oil off of ducks

18.06.2023 20:48 — 👍 26    🔁 13    💬 1    📌 0

I have a framed version of this painting in my room because I find it affirming and inspiring, but a woman I was seeing came over and told me it was “creepy” :(

03.06.2023 18:30 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

STEM majors? I think you mean botanists

02.06.2023 18:22 — 👍 6    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

Ugh, I hate books with gratuitous title drops

01.06.2023 18:12 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

The most ridiculous menu I’ve ever seen

28.05.2023 19:43 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

date *numismatist, knows that before 1964 quarters were made with 90% silver*: ohhhh yeah

22.05.2023 22:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Me about to start reading a new book: Uh oh this is going to be a lot of work!!!

Me reading a book: Awww yeah! It’s my good friends (words) up to their old tricks (sentences) again!!!

20.05.2023 18:36 — 👍 78    🔁 21    💬 3    📌 0