if on a winters night some soup

in honor of the Revenant's 10th anniversary i would like to share a fun fact my wife learned while doing leo's full body cast for the bear scene: he cuts his toenails into little points

Easy: They hate America. They hate Anericans. They desise our multicultural multiethnic democracy and the dream of freedom and egalitarianism for all and they're stamping it out.

Fun fact: this shrek carving is vintage and was pulled from Hitler’s charred dead hands in 1945 after Sgt. Bludso Berkowitz reclaimed it from his bunker.

Whenever Nada Surf comes on in the car I joke about how old they are. Reader, I regret to inform you that Nada Surf is almost 60

I have so much to try when I visit

i dont know most of you but i am always happy to see you thrive, especially under these conditions

practicing all of my most sinister impressions to say "its breakfast time"

“What’s your favorite attack spell?” Asked the young witch.

“Probably Ravel, for its versatility.” Said the grizzled old warlock.

“But that’s a household spell for spooling thread and undoing sweaters!”

“Yeah and you should see what it does to spines.”

A single shaft of moonlight illuminates your toilet in an unearthly glow

You wake on the night of a full moon in a haze. You stagger sleepy to your bathroom when you find a glow. Do you take the toilet quest?

Riot wants to remind you to center yourself… on her

Absolutely incredible interaction. Unthinkable 15 years ago

Guy-neko-mastia? You’re giving catboys boobs? Feels like overkill

I inhaled some strong cleaning chemicals today

Thunder-Wing, Cockatoo King of The Canopy, handing down a sentence:

You are not merely a criminal, you are a toucan-cer of the whole jungle. You are banished to the wastes.

*Detective Hard Nose walks into an active investigation, noting the bodies strewn about*
DHN: This isn’t a crime scene. It’s a goddamn arms race. The yakuza are back and sending a message.

Bought my coworker $350 of anime horse girl merch because she can’t get them in Ohio

Asa (War) has just caused Chainsaw Man to vomit up the concepts of teeth and legs, which it had previously eaten to remove from the universe and incapacitate. Chainsaw Man uses his new legs to promptly kick Asa in the solarplexus Chainsaw Man 225 https://mangaplus.shueisha.co.jp/viewer/1027297

the world continues to be what it is so have some Chainsaw Man out of context: mangaplus.shueisha.co.jp/viewer/1027297

In our name, with our money, ostensibly for oil, but mostly because we have a president who's addicted to power and attention and needs to deflect from being friends with the world’s most famous pedophile. Shame on these fucking monsters who run my country. They need out.

found the ultimate birthday gift for my wife this year - a 30lb bag of gravel

Also a kind reminder that the CEO of Palantir UK is Louis Mosley, the grandson of Oswald Mosley, founder of the British Union of Fascists. Louis is of course friends with Peter Thiel.

Labour gave Palantir UK hundreds of millions of pounds and access to our NHS data.

frozen pancakes worked for my daughter!

Unless they are doing night construction on Washington across from Sony

Second one

Controversial hot-take but being alive is cool and good. Sometimes you go 35 years and then discover almond butter on toast is a possibility and it opens a whole new world of opportunity

Honda Days

I love Q Hayashida I love Dorohedoro and I love Dai Dark but can someone tell me what the fuck is happening in Dai Dark.

Jokes, japes, & jests, in that order

merry christmas to everyone except ice thugs and fascists and spineless liberal politicians who’d happily let us all suffer just to get their bag. seasons beatings, bitch

I vape and and I vape but I just can’t get this stuff from between my teeth. What am I doing wrong?

It’s completely offensive to say my political views are “baloney”. My political views are hard fought truths about the world that make absolutely no sense and come together in a frame work known as “balonism” and thank you, as a Balonist, I will not stand to be mocked by lunchmeats.