PiperHoney

I always like to see who a film’s Best Boy is. What an honor

Bearly holding it together...

Trying to be gentler with myself recently.

A train off the rails next to a highway and a sign behind it that reads, in comic sans "AMERICA... last best hope on earth! [Abraham Lincoln]"

this picture of an Amtrak derailment in Florida is exactly what living in America feels like on a deep emotional level

Smee in the corner

That’s Smee in the corner

new age style golden sun, moon, and stars on a blue background

another take on the new age style golden sun, moon, and stars on a blue background

yet another take on the new age style golden sun, moon, and stars on a blue background. this time with bonus orrery

once again another take on the new age style golden sun, moon, and stars on a blue background

no pattern will ever go as hard as different variants on this design

At a Muslim wedding and the DJ out here fighting for his life trying to pronounce names

So true, buttplug engineer

Me: Look, I didn't come here to make friends

Employee: Sir, perhaps you do not fully grasp the concept of the Build-A-Bear Workshop

A tin box of novelty “bravery bandages,” adhesive bandages made to look like medals earned in combat.

Kids can have a little stolen valor, as a treat.

I was a social media manager and it almost killed me :^) terrible job 0/10

The best way to connect with me is on Walkabout Golf and Yahtzee with Buddies

May we never think about it again 🙏

I feel so bad whenever an irl person mentions threads bc externally I am like “oh yes, I took a look! Not my cup of tea 😋” and internally I am hissing and spitting venom

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8eKydEg/

It’s tied to your IG so I’m guessing everyone who paid for IG verified is automatically blue-checked? But looking into it would require more energy than I am willing to spend on Threads

hi buthool… how are you doing…

MTV, I am Werner Herzog and this is my crib. It is but temporary refuge from nature's fury. The walls were once trees. I made them traitors.

Swan Boy's getting one of those mobile game ads where you have to move the jewels to save a cartoon king. But he refuses. "Sic semper tyrannis"

https://swanboy.com/comic/royalmatch/

If someone wants this king dead so badly, who am I to interfere with their plans?

I am a liar, I will give him the first code I get bc I love to force him to look at things he’s already seen

[waving hand dismissively] yes yes the horrors are ceaseless and all-consuming

I didn’t even know he was sick 🤔

I gotta keep my boyfriend off of here, this is the only place there’s content he hasn’t seen yet.

I can’t touch grass, I’m allergic :-(

I never finished, now using my copy to press some 4-leaf clovers a friend gave me

I might start posting on here when I go live because, despite having ~1 follower, the discoverability is still likely better than on Twitch.

Has anyone put one of those “women want me, fish fear me” hats on a cat bc that would be a hoot

I’m officially getting hot this summer—watch this space (my ass)