Bob

My high school history teacher at a public school in 2001 said this as well

I should clarify, I was, like, nine

Oh most definitely. First time I saw Dourif was in Critters 4

Brad Dourif with perfect wavy hair, a scruffy beard, and a rugged plaid shirt and jacket combo

Oh hell yeah he does

Rene Auberjonois with a fabulously swooping hairdo

The Eyes of Laura Mars Odo has a fabulous 'do

A product called Meemaw's Cheese Tiddies

No, you can't call them that

Doing the lord's work

Still from a Chinese Movie (Royal Warriors). There's an airplane and some text that reads Executive Producer Dickson Poon

America may have Dick Wolf, but only the Chinese have: Dickson Poon

A package of Tillamook Baby Swiss cheese. The slogan reads "Young, yet mature for its age" like a pervert

I didn't know they made cheese for libertarians

James Stewart faces a judge while opposing council looks on with a grim look on his face. The judge cradles his head in his hand. The caption reads: Panties, your honor

This is why we watch movies: occasionally, Jimmy Stewart says the word panties.

A street sign with big friendly letters pronouncing Hey Y'all with a smaller and more threatening text that reads No Trespassing

"Hey Y'all!
Get Fucked!"

Movie poster for the Saul Bass masterpiece Phase IV. Depicts. Human hand with an any crawling out of a bloody wound in the palm while an apocalyptic ant-themed scene occurs in the background

Black and white image of Ida Lupino and Alan Hale in an office. Alan fiddles with an old time contraption. Caption reads "Oh I wish they'd stop inventing things."

Hell yeah brother

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What's this from? I'm inordinately curious as it is my birthday

One can only dream

I think you could pull off a Mort, for sure

Well, I got this email

Dale Gribble in the background and a gerbil in the foreground while the actual ground is flooded with neon green Mountain Dew. Caption reads: How could you do this to me, Puff-Puff?

Puff-Puff is ruthless

Bobby Hill, in wrestling headgear. Caption reads: She wanted to be here, but she had to sleep in.

As legitimate an excuse as any, Bobby

Luanne from King of the Hill in an office setting. Caption reads: I think god has a plan for me and it involves puppets

Sounds like the lord to me

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A sepia toned still from Lars von Trier's The Kingdom of a fatigued doctor. Subtitles read "Hell no. I have a full schedule of exorcism and surgery."

Always a valid excuse for cancelling plans

A gray and white cat in her bed curled up into one big puffball where it's impossible to determine where her head ends and her tail begins. A true ouroboros

Making round