Jay Royston

THE STORY OF LANCE, THE LAST COWBOY and Samson Fichtner, Mad Scientist, another 'When Did I Write This?' Mystery

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Symphony of Sulfur Another 'When Did I Write This?" Mystery

This world needs more fireworks.
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This world needs more presidents.
#shortstories #Karmageddon #books #writers #satire

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The Mapmakers A 'When-Did-I-Write-This' Mystery. #Karmageddon

The Mapmakers
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At first, the assassin was turned in by his father, a local right wing Utah sheriff and this kid followed a farther right groyper. Now, the BBC is regurgitating a narrative that he was turned in by his transgender lover, was a gamer and into furries. Seriously?
No wonder mass media is dying. Ffs

Air Today, Still Here Tomorrow A 'When-Did-I-Write-This?' Mystery

Anyone else want to subscribe to another writer on Substack? Occasional pictures of my feet included. Enjoy!

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Some of the complaints we've received are a little hippo critical, which is a shame because she's very sensitive.

A Review of Business Insider Does Cult Films Review Or Stay Out of My Wheelhouse, Business Insider circa (2016)

I'm digging into the vault and finding some oldies but goodies.
#Karmageddon #EaFoM #retroarticles #cultmovies

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Just Another Superhero Night At The Club by jay royston

Head on over to my substack for a 'When Did I Write This?' mystery featuring a few old friends of mine. Thanks!
#Karmageddon #authors #shortstories #1990s #badwriting #superheroes #docmartens #ministry

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Just Another Bank Robbery A Letter to the Underemployed by jay royston

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Short stories at your leisure...

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Jay Royston (@metajayroyston) A five minute excerpt from Karmageddon, which didn’t make the final cut… Become a Karmafarian by subcribing. Win future prizes. https://www.wattpad.com/642949492-gaytown

A link with a link to a five minute read of a deleted excerpt from my upcoming #Karmageddon reissue. Join the Karmafarian army and enjoy.

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I'm exploring substack and apparently promoting others is a thing. I'm okay with this as this guy is incredibly original and who else has two F's to begin their name...

Author Jasper Fforde’s Substack
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On query letters, podcasts and fatherhood or 'Build an Audience they say'

I'm learning to substack, which is like blogging but with an option to have people pay me...

#writing #Karmageddon #authors #books #Canadiancult #indieauthors #fatherhood #queryletters #podcasts #jayroyston #whynot #amidoingthisright

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It's not a Ponzi scheme until I don't get my money back.

Birthday Confessions #27

I don't know who Sidney Sweeny is and at this point I think it's too late to ask...

So far my summer of #writing has been a summer of #painting 300 boards this color for the $$$.

So how's my summer?
Brown. Very Brown.

At least there is Only 3.5 more years until all the 'uh-ohs' start happening as the next govt goes into damage control.

I say this most mornings in the mirror (but in order of 3,2,1, 4) so I don't know why it's not good enough for tv.

My co-worker brought a book to read on our break and it is such a baller move.

Tomorrow we shall read books together in silence.

ftr they're reading #educated

#reading
#books
#Karmageddon

My therapist says I find damaged people and try to fix them. I pointed out that's what he does, and now I am in need of a new therapist.

#camping and #writing without the internet doesn't work if you have a Chromebook and need access to your google drive.

Had to old school it on paper.

#Karmageddon #Flies

I'll have to give myself an award or two then. #writerofthemonth
#bestsellingwriterinmyfamily

Whack in a good way? Or not interesting?

Leaving my big house to go #camping in a smaller house on wheels and get some work done either #writing or working on the marketing plan 4 my Yin/Yang upcoming double release of #Flies and #Karmageddon. And #fishing.

I hear i need to make a TikTok & Instagram. Any other #writers have some tips?

My boy misread my last post and thought I was talking about peeing in public pools.

The worst place to people watch is a public pool.
It would be even weirder if I didn't have my kid here.

Chicago newspaper prints a summer reading list. The problem? The books don't exist | CBC News The Chicago Sun-Times is being roasted online after it confirmed that a freelancer used AI to generate a summer reading list made up of real authors and fake books. The newspaper called it "a learning...

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The fun part about reading in public is getting to eavesdrop on strange conversations. Beside me, someone is having a very animated discussion on his phone about his yellow toe with either a doctor or his mother.

But my book is good too. It's Eleanor Rigby by Douglas Coupland.