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A box for a lego style death star but all bright colours and full of Disney copied characters

Just found a knock off Lego Star Wars Death Star but it's all Disney characters. 10/10 excellent IP abuse.

Interview from the Titan submarine investigation. The witness name is blacked out. The first line is "Well, I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic."

Great moments in redaction history.

More as I rediscover my love of all things ART. Being the opposite of the cute watercolour from yesterday comes this beast, which is frankly: cool as fuck.

Cinderim the Magnificent?

A side portrait of a female Sumatran tiger with her tongue out in classic blep style.

On this #Caturday , here's Surya, the super horny Sumatran tiger in Prague Zoo, having a big blep.

Remember folks. The original bluesky ethos by us bluesky elders (apparently I count?) is block and move on.

Don't quote dunk, don't pick fights.
Block, and move on.

This is what made this site unpalatable to the right early on, and we can continue to make it unpalatable to them.

A Gary Larson cartoon called Trouble Brewing. It shows Ed’s Dingo Farm next to a nursery

Delighted to hear that Gary Larson is drawing again. Digitally this time but you wouldn’t know it to look at them. www.thefarside.com/new-stuff

Hi, darth,
Rafa and I are playing a very stealthy game of catch. 🐾💕🤗

Orange & white cat now looking slightly disgruntled as a fluffy black cat has sat on him.

We have achieved the double stack!

A ginger & white cat snuggled in a lap beneath a green duvet, his paws being gently held.

We switched out to the thicker duvet and there must be something about the smell of it that instantly turns this goober into an under-duvet snuggle beast.

The Men In The Turnip Field: an old Somerset story collected in Kevin Crossley-Holland's Folk Tales Of The British Isles

The best short ghost story ever.

Of course women don't like the cybertruck.

Women only want one thing and that's a floating caravan in the Thames estuary.

The BBC are accidentally running the subtitles to Mrs Marple over the Mercury Prize, and it’s rather wonderful. A few of lines could plausibly have been written by Jarvis.

A story in the parts

A story in three parts

I have made a diabolical town.

Simple black and white line drawing of a long thin sausage lying horizontally across the page. It has a forked tongue pointing up halfway along, and two little dot eyes. Caption: If snakes were wide

If snakes were wide

Time to get messy commiseration drunk?

Woohoo! Best of luck and have a thoroughly wonderful time.

Oh my GOD

🚨 ALARM 🚨

Part two of our four-part Kids on Bikes Halloween special is OUT NOW 🎲🚲🎃

This week, the gang get drawn deeper into a house full of mysterious paintings (and we do some unexpected 80s nostalgia)

I love the idea of inviting someone back to yours after a blind date, this is your living room, and you say nothing at all

Book 23 - Heresy by S.J. Parris

Was craving another historical fiction series and this seems to fit the bill nicely. A couple of pacing issues, but a thoroughly enjoyable read.

Dog with bin bag and string of sausages

Our dog found an actual string of sausages today! I thought that only happened in The Beano 😆

arctic wolf pupy comic 05 - patreon.com/wolfpupy

Forbidden love

A pumpkin patch in a variety of shapes and colours, some with carved faces with different expressions. Between the pumpkins are black and white cats, crows, frogs, bushes, twigs and mushrooms.

I've been waiting all year to repost this 🎃

A letter from STANLEY KUBRICK August 27, 1970 James T. Aubrey, Jr. Metro Goldwyn Mayer 245N Beverly Drive Beverly Hills, CA 90210 Dear James, It has come to my attention that you and your studio are considering producing a sequel to "2001: A Space Odyssey" over my objections. My attorney informs me that you hold the option and, legally. there is little I can do to stop you. However, I'd like you to know that I own the tapir bone prop from 2001 - the one "Moonwatcher" throws into the sky. If you attempt to make a sequel, I will cram that temur up your ass so far, it will take an as yet undiscovered alien super-intelligence to figure out how to dislodge it. Seriously, don't fuck with me. Best regards, Stanley Kubrick

“Best regards”

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