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Horror lover. Pumpkin artist. DC cliche.

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I'm a dog owner and am also so upset. Even at my apt building... like, THEY LIVE THERE TOO!!! Why do you want where you live to be covered in dog poo????? I can't fathom not picking up after my dog. I've gotten water and washed the front walk when my dog had a bad stomach bug.

20.02.2026 14:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This week has been blaaaargh. Everything is moist, clammy, gross, and there's poo all over.

20.02.2026 12:54 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

it’s not even just that it’s winter, I have lived places with longer winters, it’s the almost two solid months of absolute garbage weather

19.02.2026 23:58 β€” πŸ‘ 98    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0
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Wow.

17.02.2026 03:59 β€” πŸ‘ 35281    πŸ” 16357    πŸ’¬ 1264    πŸ“Œ 2427

β€œEarth is a pleasure cruise for 1000 people and we're all just the staff.”

16.02.2026 20:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1950    πŸ” 554    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 9

Why are dried strawberries a thing that is entering my life just now?

16.02.2026 21:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

RIP founding fathers you would have loved The Final Countdown by Europe

16.02.2026 20:45 β€” πŸ‘ 151    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Mother of Flies is ok. I think I liked Hellbender better. Continue to love Toby Poser, tho.

15.02.2026 21:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Small Grey cat sitting and staring at a closed apartment door because a bag of sushi is on the other side

Small Grey cat sitting and staring at a closed apartment door because a bag of sushi is on the other side

Sentinel

14.02.2026 23:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

When we order sushi delivered, I know it's here not because of an app notification, but because my cat goes and sits by the door. She does this ONLY for sushi deliveries.

14.02.2026 23:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I saw one of the famed albino squirrels of the National Mall for the first time today. Unfortunately no pics because my dog really REALLY wanted to eat that squirrel.

14.02.2026 17:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Coconut ice cream sounds REAAAAALLY good.

12.02.2026 23:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Same!

11.02.2026 22:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The red line is on fire. Again.

11.02.2026 20:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My non-online husband has been commenting on the coverage heavy saturation the past few days.

10.02.2026 01:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I loooove that series, but the 1st season is a bit rough. Last couple seasons are outstanding.

09.02.2026 22:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Maples: The Leaves of Fate

07.02.2026 14:42 β€” πŸ‘ 329    πŸ” 73    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 8
Still from The Substance of Monstro Elisasue fallen on the floor in distress. Over the image in neon green script are the words "We are one, Valentine"

Still from The Substance of Monstro Elisasue fallen on the floor in distress. Over the image in neon green script are the words "We are one, Valentine"

πŸ’šπŸ’šπŸ’š

08.02.2026 12:06 β€” πŸ‘ 41    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Watching DC weather report today and dude was just like "As for this afternoon... *long sigh, the sound of utter defeat and surrender*"

08.02.2026 13:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The most practical solution I've seen so far for DC metro congestion

07.02.2026 18:19 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
07.02.2026 17:29 β€” πŸ‘ 7750    πŸ” 1587    πŸ’¬ 26    πŸ“Œ 9

Mandy Patinkin

07.02.2026 01:14 β€” πŸ‘ 888    πŸ” 47    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Layin' in bed, doomscrollin', heard a helicopter, wonderin' if it's happening (naw). Tho yesterday I did remark about a sudden deluge of sirens and shortly thereafter read about McConnell going to the hospital so there's that.

05.02.2026 00:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Been doing a lot more looking up while walking out and about in DC lately. This storm is the gift that just keeps giving.

04.02.2026 23:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

he looks so healthy are you sure. i was just kidding previously, he actually looks like a dead body that is full of mold and bugs

04.02.2026 01:23 β€” πŸ‘ 392    πŸ” 22    πŸ’¬ 40    πŸ“Œ 30

one thing that's great about Bluesky is when there's new Chotiner piece we all meet up like fans of a band for a surprise listening party

01.02.2026 23:40 β€” πŸ‘ 3305    πŸ” 328    πŸ’¬ 29    πŸ“Œ 10

Chotiner: Tell me what you found interesting about these vampires.

Documentarian: Well, it's just -- the group dynamics, I guess.

Chotiner: I can see that. I can see finding Nandor, Laszlo and Nadia entertaining.

Documentarian: Exactly.

Chotiner: So. How many people did you watch them murder?

02.02.2026 01:05 β€” πŸ‘ 3624    πŸ” 639    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 5

The legend in my art school was a design prof who lit someone's work on fire as their critique.

01.02.2026 18:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Saw an elderly dude in Georgetown with a full size ax wailing on the snowcrete at a crosswalk to clear a path. Hero.

31.01.2026 18:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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