Eric Riesberg

Kafka-esque Guardian Cap The boys are back and this week, the coaches decided to be heavily involved in the NFL. The definition I found for Kafkaesque goes: characteristic or reminiscent of Franz Kafka's fictional world, especially with reference to his portrayal of oppressively complex and seemingly illogical bureaucracy. To be completely honest, that is kinda the situation Mike Kafka got himself into with this Giants team, so I'm gonna stick with it. Anywho, enjoy the show.

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SkateBOO-HOO The boys are back and that's also the direction that Skatebo's foot was pointing. So that's not great. Other than that, we're breaking it down once again, so tune in for all the mediocre takes you can handle.

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Homecoming The boys are heading back to the city where the league began. Listen in as they talk about the happenings in the NFL and in the league this week.

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The Ocho The boys are back and it's the eight episode of the eigth season of a podcast that would almost certainly belong on ESPN the Ocho, if it were ever to see national broadcasts. So here it is, in all of it's eight-ish glory. (sorry about Eric's audio, no clue what happened there)

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Blowout Central The boys are back and so is the scoring. This is the highest scoring week so far this season, and we have a new largest spread leader as well. When in doubt, try scoring more points, that usually solves the problem.

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The ELITEness Was Too Much The boys are back and the Eliteness has been benched for an unknown starter.  How will it go? Probably not well.

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OOF my RB/WR The boys are back and this week God decided to smite the WRs and the RBs. It's part of the game, but sometimes it just kinda sucks. Also, real NFL finish previews, because sometimes it truly is better late than never.

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OOF My QB It was a bad week to be a Quarterback in the NFL. The boys talk about it and the implications that it has for your fantasy team. Also, anybody feeling peckish for a root beer?

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Recession indicator

Like the longevity is good, and Julio rocks, but it's a weirdly specific number

I mean...166 games is 10 seasons. Short list of guys who even have that

Good morning Bluesky, have a day! Happy Monday!

Agreed, it is a terrible way to truly determine who the best team is. Easily the most entertaining way though

Always the ones that you most expect

When you walk into a room but forget what you’re there to get

This is one of the worst sentences I've ever read @gleas23.bsky.social

Those hoodies are dope

a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a desk with his hand on his face . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a desk with his hand on his face .

Just trying to make sure he doesn't fall asleep on screen. Guy hasn't gotten a wink since February started

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Video obtained by CNN shows the rear landing gear of the jet buckling and the right wing shearing away in a fireball after the plane landed hard on the runway.

I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes

BERT: hey ernie do you want some ice cream

ERNIE: sure bert

BERT: no we only have ice cream do you want it or not

ERNIE: i said sure bert

BERT: you know what go fuck yourself ernie

I will join you on this hill. You will not be alone

@gleas23.bsky.social been telling you for years these guys make the coolest gear

“i now have seven or eight people on horses, the fireworks are spooking them and they’re rearing up….they’re civilian horses”

“This is basically why I pay for the internet” 🦜

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Blind squirrels, broken clocks, and apparently Piers Morgan...

Enjoy this porcupine enjoying this food

Sometimes you have to harmonize to keep from crying. 😓🎶 Original song by @agiftfromtodd.bsky.social