Dave Scott

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Justified's on our household list with those too, Constable Bob.

My grandmother, born in 1920, once told me: "We didnae hae TV in those days. 'At's wye I've six siblings"

Bruce, contemplating when Aberdeen will next win in the league.

Bon bon bon bons!

He's Bruce Campbell, former stray, now ruler of our home. He has street smarts, I tells ya.

Ho, you? Doppelganger!

I can't believe Kemi Badenoch's favourite Madness song is Uncle Sam.

Wet Wet Wet sponsored the Clydebank. Poor Clydebank.

18. The smallest whale is smaller than the smallest Chrysler, so technically every Chrysler is as big as a whale whether you’re headed to the Love Shack or not.

Bruce is refusing to leave his box until the Dons get back into winning ways. Stand Free, Bruce #COYR

1,000 steps done for the day, back to bed.

I'd buy that for a dollar.

Friday Brucey-Bonus. The wee fella is *not* impressed with his new hat but is pretty damn confident of a win against Hibs this weekend to get the Dandies back on the road.

Bruce is not impressed by the recent run of results for The Dons but that's mainly due to the high standards maintained by Jimmy Thelin's team. "Fair doo's, stay humble" is Bruce's mantra.

So Bruce, what are your thoughts on The Dandies not playing until next weekend? Bruce is not impressed by the recent run of results for The Dons but that's mainly due to the high standards maintained by Jimmy Thelin's team. "Fair doo's, stay humble" is Bruce's mantra.

Brass instrument repair is apparently dull.

Dull, paired with Boring.

A refurbished Bessie The 'Bone.

Suddenly realised I'm middle aged dull when reading this BBCNews article on Dull Men's Club what with having my trombone refurbished recently then remembered I play the trombone and have been to Dull and you got me.

www.bbc.com/news/article...

What's that Bruce, Dandy Dons to get back in the winning ways (why yes indeed!)?

This cat is not happy that Aberdeen lost in the league for the first time since March. But at least The Huns dropped points, eh?

Bruce is *not* happy with the result today. COYR

Post you from a different era

He says "I ain't no octopus but I think now is the time to get our Paisley bump out of the way". Or "miaow". Works either way, COYR

Bruce predicts:"Another win for the Dons, happy days."

Bruce is quite content that the Dons will continue their good results with a win away in Paisley. Happy days.

Striker the immediate priority with Sokler not really being the standard we need. A fully fit Nisbet will make a difference without knowing the details in his loan agreement. I'm assuming there aren't many prospects coming from the young squad?

Wednesday night #BruceTheCat update: He's only gone and popped up on Instagram now too www.instagram.com/mynameisbruc...

Adventure Cat #BruceTheTuxedo

Newest addition to the Scott Household #BruceTheTuxedo