🎃Chito (reads like Cheeto)🎃

My mistake, you are correct! I generated the file, but I did not give you a download link — let me go get it for you [pretends to walk down stairs behind couch]

a podcast where everyone is on fire

[pulled over]

DOG COP: you ran a gray light

DOG DRIVER: but it was still gray when i went through the intersection

DOG COP: no it was gray

A sign on a restaurant building that says the soup of the day is bong water

Bong Appetit

I haven't had the capacity to keep up with moderation lists for a bit, but this one is really obvious, so I'm stealing some energy from Future Me: a list for the extremely obvious wave of inauthentic accounts following today's newly-created US gov accounts

bsky.app/profile/did:...

Sorry, can’t. I’ve been summoned to the yard by someone’s milkshake.

yeah i’m a tradwife: unable to keep up with basic daily tasks due to suspected psychiatric issues, so i will eventually be lobotomized

your analysis of this political moment is going to fail if you keep using reductionist labels like "wine mom". first of all, there are dozens of factions just within that one term, from whiskey women to chardonnay chicas, and understanding their unique informal coalitions can take decades of study

4 panel comic Panel 1: ICE “Agent” (thug) punches protester hard in the face. Agent: STOP Panel 2: ICE Agent viciously snaps protester’s arm Agent: BEING Panel 3: ICE Agent strangles protester Agent: POLITICALLY Panel 4: ICE Agent stamps on protester’s head Agent: VIOLENT

window of a bookstore shows letters in large, bold, white text reading: “FUCK SOCIAL MEDIA. MARRY BOOKS. KILL AI.” Inside the shop, tables and shelves are filled with books.

let's play a game...

🤘

Is it too much to ask to meet a nice girl who will haunt my dreams for an eternity?

oh you’re a nihilist? name zero things that matter

no kings! except the king reading this

A link from The Economist Psychedelic picture that looks like a rough neon green sphere with planetary like rings of Magenta violet and green gradient. White almost electric looking streaks. Headline: Cerebral organoids are becoming more brainlike

Hey babe, cerebral organoids are becoming more brainlike. No I'm not high as fuck, I'm reading The Economist.

This place needs to increase the ratio of shitposting to doomposting.

thinking about comparing some apples to some oranges

Might just fuck around and start a new religion. Like, I dunno... something something something caturday saints

people who earnestly try to argue that blocking certain accounts deprives u of important opposing viewpoints are assuming these certain accounts are posting in good faith
which is a dangerous assumption tbh

*feeds kimchi to your labubu after midnight*

does anyone know what's going on

Proposal: instead of giving ChatGPT tens of billions of dollars to fail to create artificial intelligence, give me, an Actual Intelligence, a mere $10 million and I will gladly do a spreadsheet wrong for you from time to time for a modest fee.

Peaky Blinders meme: No fighting with regime-run accounts. No fucking fighting with regime-run accounts!

Heathcliff is metric Garfield

CAUTION: EXERCISE SAFETY WHILE WORKING IN PIT

Hell has gone Woke

You cannot email me in a way that matters

women will be like “date night with this handsome guy 💕” and it’s just ghost turnip

hacking the chatgpt servers to make all the ai girlfriends friendzone you

ya gotta lick it before you stick it Charlie Brown