Drumsicle

Famous Dave’s Sass and Richie BBQ Sauce©️

Transients Welcome

The Grim Rapper is my new rap name.

Do some people call you Maurice?

I wash all my non-Jewish clothes on the gentile cycle.

When Don Knotts died, they had a Celebration of Fife.

Do you call it K-pop or K-soda?

Dr: You need to quit drinking
me: like on weekends
Dr: No, everyday
me: weekdays
Dr: Everyday
me: what days
Dr: Every
me: please be more specific

Sounds like a basketball team: The Washington DC J6ers

Hear me out: Chiclets-fil-A.

If I could only have one 45 record on a desert island, it would have to be Iggy Pop’s “I’m Bored” on one side and Pavement’s, “Cut Your Hair” on the other.

But seriously. Is she really going out with him?

🤣

Gen X is short for genitals xeroxed.

Good Morning!

Called in “raptured” to work today.

In that case, don’t let a Morlock hit you on the way out.

Don’t let the 100 Mbps data speed hit you in the ass on the way out.😆 Sorry, couldn’t resist.

@uglygod_geno As an an employee you should take all 55 minutes of your 30 minute lunch break

Called in “overwintering the dahlias” today.

Zero Brock Purdy.

Baba O’Riley Auto Parts. Is that a thing?

I always book my talent from Gabrielle Spaghetti Models.

I put the fun in funicular.

For an extra dose of torture, I just might switch from the Bears game to the Cubs game.

Reparation H.

Doody Now For The Future.

1-800-GOT-FUNK?

Wait, you mean to tell me Sam and Ella are still alive?

Bare Down would be a good name for a porn site.