Bob Powers

Hearing from sources the suspect has been identified as Jesse Tyler Ferguson wow

Confession: Remember that “It’s Negroni Season” post on Gawker? I never got why that was a weird thing to say. He was an alcoholic and she should’ve left him, sure. But also, it WAS Negroni season.

Phanatic phorever

Me hanging out, hoping someone will strangle me to death: "So you guys try out any of those new Sonos software features?"

HOW DID THIS NOT WORK

If New Yorkers seem unsettled for a while, we're adjusting to the idea of a mayor who doesn't think his job is to just say the weirdest shit you ever heard in your life and do every single crime

Just a couple of cool dudes

Cool post

Pre-hating all the “His base won’t be happy with THIS” takes from literally every “respected” journalist alive

Traditionally if you had to wear a mask to your job to protect you from people finding out you had that job, you were a medieval executioner. Anyway cool career

Better get started on my re-listen of the series before the finale

Wonderful

New McLusky! It is good!

(This has been today’s edition of Middle Aged Man Excitements)

It’s like they only care about money. And they don’t care if people are harmed to get it. Prove me wrong (you can’t!!!)

Saw the new Jason Statham movie and it just reaffirmed some things for me. Im sorry if you feel differently about this but my mind is made up. Russian mafia guys are just not good guys! (Don’t @ me)

Remember money? That was fun.

‘The White Lotus’ Season 3 Finale Boasts Runtime Of 90 Minutes 'The White Lotus' Season 3 finale will be the longest episode in the series at nearly 90 minutes to conclude the Thailand storyline.

So many questions to answer. Like did someone lift Scott Glenn's chair back up? And... no that's it I guess

That Time A Bunch Of Military Guys Accidentally Added Me To A Group Text The fate of the free world was in my thumbs...

In honor of Pete Hegseth texting secret kill orders to journalists, thought I'd share the time I got accidentally added to a group chat by a bunch of Navy soldiers

Goddammit I love you NY Times

Going to be so weirded out if I ever meet someone who watched "The Electric State"

Neil Young's "Pocahontas" bodies it

If I was a serial killer I would just stop and try to find something to do that's less toxic

The "Let's Remember How Covid Started" 5-year anniversary thing is nice but could do without the nostalgia of watching the stock market tank again

I Think My Coworkers Have Figured Out That I Lied About Doing January 6th I can't exactly say why I started lying about having taken part.

They're onto me

Bro do you even support free markets and personal liberties?

“One More Try” - George Michael

haha thanks we need more heartwarming stuff right now

I Hate That My Son Makes More Money Than Me My son and I normally don't keep any secrets from each other.

I have a new post up on my substack. Please read it and subscribe to it and whatever else you want to do with it it's all yours

My single straight guy friends are feeling pretty despondent about dating. On the apps women are all saying they want a "manly, macho Mark Zuckerberg type." They're blowing thousands on spaghetti thin gold chains, bushy hair extensions, spray-on rosacea tinting, and pectoral liposuction