@charlesmarkley.bsky.social
videographer + producer | go state π΅βͺ | LGP πpittsburgh
Bumper sticker reading: HONK IF YOU'D RATHER BE IN ANCIENT MESOPOTAMIA INSCRIBING A CLAY TABLET TO EA-NAΕIR, COMPLAINING ABOUT HIS POOR QUALITY COPPER INGOTS.
pretty tired of your bullshit, Ea-NΔΘir
21.02.2026 02:10 β π 226 π 47 π¬ 4 π 1
François Arnaud wearing sunglasses
Closeup of François Arnaud wearing sunglasses and his eyes are clearly visible
one thing Iβm going to doβ¦ is notice
04.02.2026 02:07 β π 522 π 50 π¬ 9 π 6brandon beane next
19.01.2026 14:24 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0[Al Michaels calling the kick return from Dark Knight Rises] would you look at that. meanwhile you got uh. Ward. how do you figure
11.01.2026 04:01 β π 2354 π 314 π¬ 18 π 7#AFCNorthFootball
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Mike Tomlin
Mike Tomlin
05.01.2026 04:41 β π 19 π 3 π¬ 0 π 0Hahahahahah fuck youuuuuu
05.01.2026 04:35 β π 27 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0College football discourse over the next 9 months
31.12.2025 23:41 β π 280 π 23 π¬ 6 π 0another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
27.12.2025 17:27 β π 47056 π 14488 π¬ 954 π 3143Why Go Boring .... When You Can Go Bowling, says the corporate stuffed suit in a $2 commercial. I love bowl season
27.12.2025 16:12 β π 21 π 1 π¬ 2 π 0
Rockets owners expand talks to buy, move Sun
Terrifying headline if you donβt realize they are sports teams.
19.12.2025 16:37 β π 13723 π 2768 π¬ 132 π 129[Gus Johnson commentating the 1914 assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand in Sarajevo] Princip, stepping out of the crowd. Princip! PRINCIP. OHHHH. GAVRILO PRINCIP
25.11.2023 17:17 β π 1402 π 324 π¬ 14 π 27
07.12.2025 03:40 β π 9 π 5 π¬ 0 π 0
Why isnβt Hannibal Lecter in Eat Pray Love
15.11.2025 16:12 β π 1779 π 157 π¬ 59 π 14
Donβt do the voice
Me, watching Josh Shapiro on Gameday:
15.11.2025 16:17 β π 106 π 7 π¬ 0 π 0
08.11.2025 20:24 β π 17 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0
Abduction of Proserpina, by Giambologna, 1579 (from the @NortonSimon Museum in Pasadena), πΈ by @nturchiarophoto
02.11.2025 15:13 β π 6306 π 1058 π¬ 55 π 55I was the guy in the Dodgers dugout just yelling FUCK FUCK SHIT FUCK after the home run so they had to keep dropping the audio
02.11.2025 04:08 β π 8 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0give us 20 innings this time. make this a root canal. i'll be watching. fuck god and fuck you
02.11.2025 03:21 β π 2389 π 421 π¬ 22 π 20
A pumpkin carved with the face of the animated character Brak
BRAK O LANTERN
31.10.2025 19:13 β π 2876 π 552 π¬ 31 π 23Watch for the errant flag throw that hits a player, stay for the Oscar-winning acting job.
18.10.2025 04:07 β π 675 π 130 π¬ 22 π 10Heavens to Betsy
Betsy to Heavens
Heavens BACK to Betsy
Betsy GOOOOOAAAALLLLLLLL
[James Franklin, landing a plane all the way from 30k feet to exactly five feet above the runway]
Tower we are good
[James Franklin at exactly four feet above the ground]
oh shit I'm not a pilot am I
Be an ARTIST MAKE $50 TO $100 A WEEK!
this illustration from a 1920s newspaper ad is still possible in 2025
27.09.2025 16:20 β π 418 π 77 π¬ 0 π 5
the penn state nittany lion in probably like 1895 or some old year like that
27.09.2025 12:12 β π 22 π 5 π¬ 1 π 0
screenshot of Sonos app showing βMo Bambaβ by Sheck Wes playing extremely loud in my bedroom
Iβm going to be either divorced, unhoused or dead by 7:30
27.09.2025 11:42 β π 24 π 3 π¬ 1 π 0
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I'll be so honest, when GT was chanting "BEES!" I definitely heard it as "CHEESE!"
and yes, I did wake up feeling the cheesiest, coach
The Uncertainty of the Poet, by Giorgio de Chirico, 1913
12.09.2025 13:19 β π 1381 π 191 π¬ 6 π 10
Google AI overview saying there are no spreads for the Penn State-Villanova game on Sept. 13, 2025, because the game has already occured and was a 38-10 PSU victory. This screenshot was taken on Sept. 6, 2025.
AI is revolutionizing the world, including providing the final score of a game that hasn't occurred yet
07.09.2025 16:16 β π 350 π 85 π¬ 29 π 17
