albahead🇵🇸the🇵🇸overtross

Nah

No, that's production. Profit is when you pay someone pennies to harvest the seeds and sell them for dollars.

Calico cat resting her chin on a red patterned tablecloth

Calico cat sitting on unmade bed with sweet little paw stuck out in front

willow says free Palestine

Understandable. I approach it like the weather.

Counterpoint: You Shook Me is a holy text

Sleepy calico kitty close-up in white blanket.

First of all

with respect to Pratchett, whose work ethic and brilliant humanity kept him vital longer than most artists work at all, Watterson has to be the best English language artist of my lifetime. Who else is so universally accessible and endlessly re-readable? Thank god he wrote footnotes.

the worst mark i got in my poli-sci class was on an issue briefing where i was supposed to pretend to be a liberal but i still recommended nationalizing our whole o&g sector. worth it just for "the veil between now and the possible thins."

okay I'll shitpost here

update: she gave me a slice, thanks mom

woke liberal air fryers are tearing families apart

mom when i bought the air fryer: "don't believe the hype"

mom now: "i can't hear you over the sound of my dinner for one cooking in the air fryer"

just cuz I don't post doesn't mean it's not free Palestine forever. From the river to the sea, and from the sea back around to the river for good measure

I'm unusually excited for the first tv interviewer to interrupt a freed Israeli hostage demanding they condemn Hamas

this dude in my class just told a girl that her profile pic is looking extra fabulous today and let me tell you that dude is my idol right now

wielded tools; fixed my belt

I see the bagel every time a democrat calls election fraud conspiracy "the big lie." didn't hitler use that phrase to blame jews for WWI? do they not get how stupid that makes them look? the only reason it's not a problem is because republicans don't know how to weaponize this type of critique

the web comic “loss”, but with hard drives instead of cartoon characters

data loss 😰

dems aren't good enough

i've been pleasantly surprised by harley quinn but it's still probably the thing you're talking about

shaking, screaming, crying out as i am consumed by the sandwich

give me your weirdest little mustards, your spiciest savory freaks

bwaaaaaahhhhhhhmmmmmm

i'm not out here litmus testing, but if i were

shut up and take my A+

okay but the assignment was about decolonization so it's a little hard to shoehorn that massive thing in

funny, i was just talking about LBJ's hog in the context of a group project

a Last Word but it

collaborating on lesson plans should be illegal